Bachmann Talks Up Anti-Global Money Amendment, Gets 30 Cosponsors
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) appeared on Glenn Beck's TV show yesterday, to talk up her proposed constitutional amendment to stop the Obama administration from replacing the dollar with a global currency:
Bachmann boasted that she's picked up 30 cosponsors so far, to which Beck replied: "I can't believe that you've only got 30 cosponsors. I mean -- how is it you could walk around going, "I just -- this is just, hey, save the dollar.' And only 30 people are willing to say, 'Eh that sounds like a good thing, let's give that a shot.'"
Bachmann's proposed constitutional amendment states: "The President may not enter into a treaty or other international agreement that would provide for the United States to adopt as legal tender in the United States a currency issued by an entity other than the United States."
Again, there is no such proposal on the table, to replace the dollar as legal tender in the United States. The proposal going around has to do with the creation of a new unit of exchange and reserves for international trade.
Bachmann seemed to understand part of this distinction during the Glenn Beck appearance, and was warning that the replacement of the dollar as the international standard would by itself seriously devalue the dollar. But she also gave a whole lot of dire warnings about the threat of international institutions subverting the constitution and American authority, so she definitely covered all the bases.
Here's the full list of cosponsors she has so far, courtesy of the Library of Congress:
Todd Akin (R-MO)
Spencer Bachus (R-AL)
Roscoe Bartlett (R-MD)
Judy Biggert (R-IL)
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
Paul Broun (R-GA)
Henry Brown (R-SC)
Dan Burton (R-IN)
Michael Conaway (R-TX)
John Culberson (R-TX)
Mary Fallin (R-OK)
John Fleming (R-LA)
Virginia Foxx (R-NC)
Phil Gingrey (R-GA)
Louie Gohmert (R-TX)
Jeb Hensarling (R-TX)
Darrell Issa (R-CA)
Walter Jones (R-NC)
Steve King (R-IA)
Mark Kirk (R-IL)
Doug Lamborn (R-CO)
Tom McClintock (R-CA)
Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI)
Ron Paul (R-TX)
Joseph Pitts (R-PA)
Bill Posey (R-FL)
Tom Price (R-GA)
David Roe (R-TN)
John Shadegg (R-AZ)
Glenn Thompson (R-PA)
Zach Wamp (R-TN)


















What the country really needs is a law requiring all Congress critters to submit to a urinalysis to validate they're not under the influence of any banned mind-altering substances.
April 1, 2009 11:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
No.
It would be too depressing to discover that these people are this batshit crazy without any mind altering substances.
April 1, 2009 12:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
It's a soundbite problem. "PROTECT THE DOLLAR!" is much easier to package than an accurate explanation of the issue. I've a bad feeling that this ridiculous proposal will have legs.
April 1, 2009 12:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I share that feeling.
It's just so stupid that it will probably gain traction.
April 1, 2009 12:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
To me, this thing seems to have an air of the "Declare Surrender in Iraq" stunt in reverse. Something that the Repubs put out there to force Dems to vote against. Then they can come back and use it as a bullet-point in their campaign advertising: "Senator X voted against saving the Dollar as our currency" blah blah blah
April 1, 2009 12:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hopefully, no matter what rubber legs this issue gets, the Democrats will leave it where it belongs - in the rubbish bin, and not on the floor of Congress.
April 1, 2009 1:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
Repugs paranoia as usual...
April 1, 2009 5:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
Like what, a religion pill?
April 1, 2009 1:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
Agreed. She definitely has the look in her eyes that she is on some mind altering drugs. If I was a cop pulling her over, I'd clap her in irons and take her to the station for driving under the influence. She really is not all there and it must be drugs. I don't see another rational explanation.
April 1, 2009 2:56 PM | Reply | Permalink
I don't think she's on drugs, I think she is truly psychotic.
April 1, 2009 3:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
I had honestly assumed that the GOP congresspeople wouldn't prove as ill-informed and insane as Bachmann. Feel free to call me naive, I deserve it.
April 1, 2009 11:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
You are naive.
April 1, 2009 1:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
At least, there are no DEM signatories . . . This time.
April 1, 2009 12:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Beck and Bachmann, a match made in Wingnut Heaven.
April 1, 2009 12:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Interesting geographical breakdown and no surprise the majority of Bachmann supporters are from the South.
April 1, 2009 12:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
I believe a majority of congressional Republicans are from the South.
April 1, 2009 1:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I know I'm going to regret this, but...
This is law-as-stunt.
April 1, 2009 12:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Shelly wants to change the Constitution, not just enact a law.
April 1, 2009 12:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is law as bumper sticker.
April 1, 2009 2:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're obvious;y not a repuglican ... you're making sense.
April 1, 2009 2:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
I guess we now have officially established that our country's elected representatives, by & far, are not the brightest bulbs in the pack.
I honestly think the problem is that global finance (basket SDR currencies for the IMF is the topic here) is far, far out of the reach of the capacity of congress people like Bachmann & her peers.
April 1, 2009 12:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Next up, a law to prevent the President from outsourcing the border patrol to the Klingons.
April 1, 2009 12:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hey, the Klingons do a kick-ass job at guard duty.
April 1, 2009 2:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
She was on glenn beck's show.
End of subject.
April 1, 2009 12:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
First a "War on Christmas" and now this. Will the enemies of America ever take a rest?
April 1, 2009 12:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
You forgot about the Commie-Pinko threat from the McCarthy era that's still around today that gets repuglicans all riled up ... floride in the water.
April 1, 2009 2:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
Great! More material for the course I teach on critical thinking and reasoning. Last night's class traced Bachmann's "confusion" from the original statements from Geithner and Chinese author, and other documentation straight through to her "conclusions" and the Rasmussen poll. Endless entertainment and a perfect example of faulty reasoning.
April 1, 2009 12:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Seems you missed the obvious ... Bachmann and the word reasoning is an oxymoron.
April 1, 2009 2:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think Bachman ought to introduce a bill banning the cloning of Charles Darwin. (I don't believe the Obama administration when they say they aren't pinko mad scientists at heart.) I feel pretty nervous about this possibility so I think some representative of the voices in my head should get going on prevention. If they don't, I'm going to start a petition. We've GOT TO PREVENT THIS NOW.
April 1, 2009 12:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Um... I think this issue is already covered by the Constitution.
Now, Congress passed a law establishing the Federal Reserve Bank, and I am no expert on the particulars of that institution, but I do not beleive Congress abdictated its prerogitives in so doing.
In other words, Congress doesn't need a Constitutional amendment here. They would just need to pass a law (at most).
More likely, Congress would have to pass a law to allow any currency other than the dollar to be legal tender.
-- ARG
April 1, 2009 1:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
"To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;"
That seems to allow "foreign Coin".
April 1, 2009 2:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Don't let her know that. It'd be infinitely more difficult for her to get an amendment passed than it would to pass a veto-proof bill. Let her bust her buns on this--maybe it'll keep her too busy to do something really dangerous.
April 1, 2009 4:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
April 1, 2009 1:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
ROLLMFAO!
April 1, 2009 1:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lookit all them Rs, still lookin' fer a way to be relevant, even when it means makin' stuff up.
April 1, 2009 1:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Sad fact there are people out there who actually believe this B$. That poll yesterday just proved people are more than willing to believe a fabricated story based on misleading public info. So who's the more foolish here? Bachmann as the fool or the public that believes the B$ she's giving out?
April 1, 2009 2:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gosh, what a sea of "Rs"....
My new catchphrase for 2009:
"Fuckin' Republicans!"(tm)
April 1, 2009 3:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
This reminds me ever so much of those groups on Facebook warning you that they're going to close it down if the group doesn't get 1,000,000 members.
1,000,000 strong for Bachman's insanity!
April 1, 2009 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Bachmann should package this one with a bill to ban the tattooing of barcodes on people's foreheads, a bill to ban the painting of helicopters black, and one to disband the Illuminati and immediately arrest all of its members and anyone named Rothschild or Bilderberg.
April 1, 2009 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Notice how all the cosignators of her bill are the dumbest and dopiest of the republican party--Steven King, Gingry, Blackburn--these people are not the brightest bulbs in the box and when they open their mouths on Cspan--they prove it every time. What amazes me is that they even get elected--what are their districts like?
April 1, 2009 1:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Dumber and dopier than they are. Intelligence is relative in the political world.
April 1, 2009 4:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why is Bachmann wasting time with the dollar. The REAL threat is this Cap and Trade nonsense.
Why the USA would trade our god-given national gasses with other countries INCLUDING FRANCE!!! is beyond me. I grew up with Oxygen. I breath it every day. In my mind OXYGEN is what keeps us red-blooded Americans. LETS KEEP the O2 in the US!
So Called "greehouse gasses" are a hoax. Any fool knows that the number of greenhouses is very small. Who cares about the gasses they emit? Its a ploy to get us into trading OUR AMERICAN Oxygen for the gasses with other countries - LIKE FRANCE! AND NORTH KOREA! AND FRANCE!
I had a friend in College who liked Nitrous Oxide and it didn't end well. REAL Americans must Oppose all efforts to trade our country's Oxygen for whatever random gas some other country wants to trade with us. OXYGEN must be and remain our National Gas.
Michelle Bachmann! Thank you for your efforts with the dollar. Right thinking Americans demand that you also make Oxygen our official Gas!
April 1, 2009 1:59 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think you should forward this to her office. Seriously. Maybe take off the caps and all, but you should really send this to her.
Let's get her worried about oxygen, and how "cap and trade" means some other country IS GOING TO GET ALL OUR OXYGEN!! AREN'T WE AMERICANS ANY LONGER?????
April 1, 2009 2:16 PM | Reply | Permalink
Agreed. This needs to happen.
Throw something in there about Fluoride and precious bodily liquids too..
April 1, 2009 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I thought spelling errors, typos and RANDOM capitalizations indicated passion and sincerity? Too much?
April 1, 2009 2:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
When you PUT it that WAY, I guess you'Re right.
I figured that the Bachmann staff would toss it away, because it seemed a little bit, you know, um, er, CRAZY. But then I realized who I was talking about, and decided "Nah! They'll EAT this sTufF UP!"
I mean it. You've got to send this to her.
April 1, 2009 4:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know, she is very Emily Litella-like.
"What's all this I hear about violins on television?"
Unlike Litella, though, she never gets the explanation and she never admits that she has no idea what she's talking about.
April 1, 2009 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gen. Jack D. Ripper lives!
April 1, 2009 4:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's a mighty wind you made there, Neal MN.
April 1, 2009 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
There is a commonality between these two. Both have that gleam of insanity shining in their eyes...
April 1, 2009 2:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
If I were in congress I'd write a bill demanding that no sanitarium ever lock Michelle Bachmann up, even for observation; it would say that her ideas were ahead of their time and she shouldn't be considered clinically insane.
I already have some charts drawn for my presentation. Now I just need to get into congress.
April 1, 2009 2:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Take your head off the desk, Michele, and pay attention. That's it... try to stay awake.
The President doesn't determine the currency of international trading. The MARKET determines the currency of international trading.
Now, we know you oppose government regulation of the markets, because you said so.
Bottom line, Michele, you can't be AGAINST government regulation in the market and FOR government regulation in the market at the same time. It's... what's the word?... hypocritical. It makes it look like your scrambling for cheap points.
April 1, 2009 2:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why would Republicans want to waste the nation's time and taxpayers' money doing this nonsense? Assuming it continued as a Constitution admendment, then it has to be ratified by the states. Time (and money) will be wasted that could have been directed into more important things like saving the economy from a meltdown.
Of course, I know why, but still....
April 1, 2009 2:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Perhaps it takes attention away from them being blamed for the economic failure we're experiencing. If enough people get all riled up thinking the world is out to get us and the God Almighty Dollar they'll forget how we got to this dead end.
April 1, 2009 2:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
Glen Beck
This week's Leader of the GOP
April 1, 2009 3:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
Michele Bachmann: "You never give me your money you only give me your funny paper..."
President Obama: "I never give you my number I only give you my situation...and in the middle of negoiations you break down..."
Michele Bachmann: "But oh that magic feeling but no where to go..."
President Obama: "One sweet dream came true...today."
April 1, 2009 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
The rightwing's ability to believe in fantasy has a long history. Each time it seems inexplicable, but it happens over and over again. Some of these have had serious political consequences. To name a few:
The US sold out nationalist China in 1949.
There were still MIA/POWs in communist run camps in the 1980s. (This fed the line that Dems were weak on defense, while Reps were strong)
WMD in Iraq
and then there are those that ended harmlessly such as the UN and black helicopters. Let us hope this latest one ends up there.
April 1, 2009 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
April 1, 2009 6:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm not sure whether I should be surprised that Ron Paul supports this bill.
April 1, 2009 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well now, dontcha know that if Michelle didn't stick up for our dollar, who on Earth would? After she gets the world safe for the buck, she is going to do the same for the quarter, dime, nickel and penny.
April 1, 2009 8:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, and for my money, in Michelle I trust!
April 1, 2009 8:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
And she won't go to the bat for the Susan B. Anthony dollar, cuz Michelle thinks she might have been a lesbian.
April 1, 2009 8:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
She's kind of likeable for a damn fool.
April 1, 2009 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
You can't make this sh*t up - but she sure can.
April 1, 2009 10:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think it's so funny that the "sponsors" of this non-legislation are all republicans !!!!! The Obama administration has already said NO to a "goldbal currency" !!! Bachman is mentally incompetent.
April 2, 2009 1:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
At the risk of putting a damper on all this fun, seems to me it doesn't matter how many co-sponsors sign on to this nonsense, bills don't make it to the floor until after they make it through committee and Reid. (Admittedly, I'm not a senate procedures expert.) Reid's not quite the iron-fist I would like him to be, but he's smart enough to know that the more Rs who promote this, the more silly they look. All he has to do is let them run as long and as hard as they want, but not put it to a vote. Let's see if Steele and Limbaugh are silly enough to take the bait.
All aboard the ship o' fools!
April 2, 2009 4:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
If it were up to me, I would make sure this goes through commitee and gets full debate. In fact i would have bachman on TV every day talking about her legislation to deal with imaginary money, and i would be asking her what other imaginary issues she plans to deal with this year, and if it has alienated any of her imaginary freinds.
April 2, 2009 5:03 PM | Reply | Permalink