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FreedomWorks Finally Gets Around To It, Warns Protestors Of 'Teabag' Double Meaning

It's probably fair to assume that back in 1773, the word "teabagging" didn't make everyone--from immature bloggers to perfectly mature mainstream media types--giggle like school children. But even still the would-be founding fathers took the appropriate precautionary measures, and dumped tons of loose tea (not tons of tea bags) into the Boston Harbor.

Unfortunately, it took today's tea party protesters almost two months to get the memo. I mean, an actual memo:

The term "teabagging" has strong sexual connotations. Be wary of anyone with a camera asking you if you are a "teabagger" or if you enjoy "teabagging" or similar leading questions - they are trying to make a fool of you.

The one-page flyer was written by one Ross Kaminsky--a FreedomWorks blogger and contributor to the conservative magazine Human Events--who describes himself as a professional derivative trader and a Heartland Institute fellow.

That's a lot of responsibilities--so it's no surprise that he got around to sounding this alarm a bit too late. Teabagging jokes have been making their way around the Internet ever since the first protests in late February, and not just by immature irony-minded liberals. In fact, conservatives got there first. By now, though, even respected media figures like Rachel Maddow and David Shuster have decided to leave propriety behind and dive headlong into teabagging madness.

But that doesn't mean Kaminsky's too late to do any good. His flyer also contains tips to keep protesters from embarrassing themselves in other ways. For instance, he warns potential attendees that "[n]etroots interviewers might ask leading questions about immigration, President Obama, etc., to bait you into making comments they can paint as racist [and] might also ask questions designed to show you are uneducated and ignorant."

Emphasis in the original, and duly noted. Kaminsky may be a day late and a dollar short, but he seems to understand that when conservatives aren't out teabagging like crazy, they sometimes say the darndest things.


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Kaminsky seems a bit worried his teabaggers might not be the sharpest, most tolerant folks.

Go figure.

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Gawd, the Daily Report should be priceless tonight. At least with material like this slappin' 'em in the face, it oughta be.

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Snort.

That did make me Laugh Out Loud.

You would think that, rather than give their supporters tips on how not to be mocked, FreedomWorks might have chosen to name their events something that DOESN'T invite instant mockery.

Imbeciles.

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What a sorry ass lot of goons. A lot of hillbillies and militia wackos, Ted Kazinski and Tim McVeigh types.

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btw, another small irony: I'll bet none of these people drink tea. Maybe instant iced tea. I see a lot of beer guts though.

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You mean like "Dick Army"?

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Dick armey is more a discription fo the people who take part in this sort of rightwing festival isnt it?

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Jon Stewart was already riffing on this a couple of weeks ago.

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This reminds me of that Jackass skit about Mianus.

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So what IS a "teabagger"

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duh...one who teabags.

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I had to ask, too, jmc. The Urban Dictionary site has an explanation.

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Oh! Oh, dear.

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Indeed.

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Never ask a question you haven't done the answer to

http://euroross.blogspot.com/Teabagging.jpg

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Here is the best explanation I have found on the internet for teabagging.

In fact, some have even decided to change the name of their protests to this.


Clueless. It just doesn't get any better. LOL.

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Netroots interviewers might also ask questions designed to show you are uneducated and ignorant.

Ya just can't make this stuff up.

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That's also multi-tasking. A lot to ask all at once. They're torn between "ignorant, stupid or uneducated". They thought the answer was "we were told to".

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Comedy gold.

Oh, and I'm glad the usual freaks, fascists, and kooks came out. We've already had the secret service have to use a robot to remove a package. Way to stay on message, you militia wackos!

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Uhmm they are a little late on the warning about the questions about President Obama also.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNQUA0bI5b0

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I was in downtown Boise today briefly and saw the 'march'.

I gotta say looking at the mostly male crowd with a significant number of ahh scruffy looking people, was there a GOP budget to 'recruit' folks from the streets to join the ranks?

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Boise, you say? And the wingers were scruffy-lookin? Well color me shocked.

I only say that because I lived near Grace for a time, and boy were they scruffy.

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Now Sean Hannity will demonstrate "tea bagging" on Glenn Beck. First Sean drops to his knees ...

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My video-game addicted son told me that gamers use the term teabagging in a virtual version of its sexual meaning. So most of the millennium generation has been laughing at the wingnuts, too. ;D

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yeah, teabagging is popular ("popular") with the Halo and WoW crowds. and my gamer friends, at least those that also watch the news, have been giggling about this for weeks.

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In 1967, I joined others to celebrate my birthday at Cattleman's Steak House in Phoenix. Sitting at a table next to us was Sen. Barry Goldwater (R-AZ)who had some rather stark comments about the American electorate. He said, "The masses are asses. I wish it were not true, but down through U.S. history they have been easly led to believe lies, distortions, myths and propaganda. They have been too trusting of politicians and too apethetic about holding them accountable. It is hard for me to respect voters, and most within the Beltway do not."

A perfect example of Goldwater's disdain are those "Conservatives and Independents" joining so-called "grassroots" teaparty protests against taxes and government spending. If there were ever "asses" in the Goldwater sense, these people qualify.

The original event they celebrate was motivated by taxation without representation. These people have representation, mostly radical conservative Republicans who under Bush spent more money than all other president's in U.S. history added together and gave more than two-trillion dollars in tax cuts to the top one-percent of the wealthy in the country.

The protestors rant against bailing out Wall Stree and the banks, without realizing that the term "bailout" does not mean that taxpayers will not be paid back in the future with interest. A good case in point is Goldman S., which plans to pay back all funds they borrowed by July.

Nor do they understand the ramifications of failing to "bailout" failing companies. If Bush and Obama and has not acted, the unemployement rate at this time would be in excess of 20 percent according to members of the Federal Reserve, Treasury Department and the majority of leading economists. Hence, most of these misguided protestors could not have protested because they would be jobless and without funds for travel. They would be members of the 45-Million Unemployed Club.

Of, course, they have forgotten that Obama signed the biggest tax decrease in history, providing 95 percent of Americans tax relief in three areas - - payroll deductions, significant IRS 1040 off-the-top special item relief and tax table deductions.

These protestors have not been told by radical conservatives that the Obama budget just passed had more than three-trillion dollars in cuts - - the first installment of a process to cut the federal red ink by more than two-thirds in eight years.

Finally, these protestors have thrown Bush and Obama into the same black pot of blame to be boiled in the oil of propaganda. The same radical conservatives responsible for tax-and- spend policies that caused the red ink and economic downturn in the first place now take no responsibility. Nor do the "asses" who voted for them over and over again and believed their lies even care.

As Goldwater said, "The masses are asses." God help us if this tell-lies-until-they-become-truth practice and voter dim-wittedness continues.

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Well said!

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I kinda have a feeling the "asses" Barry was talking about were all the people who voted against him in 1964.

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In Piscataway, NJ, a local teabagging party is being held in ... Johnson Park.

It's great when the jokes write themselves.

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I believe there next protest will be centered in Cleveland & has something to do with steam.

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This is not about party affiliation or current tax rates it is about how wasteful the government is with pouring money into failing industries. That is not American it’s socialistic. We left England for religious freedom, not absence of Religion. We formed an independent country because the controlling government treated us unjustly by overtaxing and walking all over our liberties. Both republican and democrats have committed these sins. I believe that they really don’t care who is in office. As long a they can keep people occupied with trashing the other party then no one is able to devote their attention to the real problems this country is facing. Our political parties are much like the unions. They served a purpose but now are antiquated and bloated with special interests. If this country is going to survive we need to be serious about changing how the government operates.

Some people say that without the bailouts job losses will increase and the economy will collapse. Well I agree that it will hurt a lot but the pain will be much shorter than trying to spend our way out of this mess. I would rather a short term painful sickness as to a long term chronic disease that slowly kills me. Unfortunately too many people are not willing to listen to the cold hard truth. We have been spending money and watching TV for the past 30 years while the world around us has changed dramatically. The USA is a modern day Rip Van Winkle and it’s time to wake up.

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I was (not so) surprised to see one of these tea parties occurring in downtown Wasilla today. They were kind enough to position themselves next to a major intersection.

Strange to me as Wasilla is a big fan of pork, construction pork, road pork, school pork, pork of all kind. You see, most here derive their income (and lifestyle) from construction and despite popular belief most are pretty sophisticated about where their grocery money and mortgage payment comes from around here. I see a big battle involving Big Labor brewing. People don't take kindly to being told that their living isn't "honorable" or "patriotic".

Original tea parties were protesting taxation WITHOUT representation yet all these people gathered today are well represented they just don't bother to make their representatives accountable - they were protesting their own apathy!

Economically obsessed person that I am I sat there in my (work) truck shaking my head and feeling an overwhelming urge to heckle them with...

"Hey! That's a nice sidewalk you are safely protesting on - I wonder whose mortgage it helped pay?"

or

"Man that's a fabulous parking lot for the public park you are all gathered on, just built within the past couple of years - a lot better than standing in a ditch to protest, I wonder what kind of money (the tax kind) paid for that project you are enjoying?"

Instead I went to my home in Wasilla 5 minutes away and grabbed my camera, felt a need to bear witness... by the time I got back they were gone and the commuter traffic (packed with construction rigs and trucks) was just gearing up.

Go Figure.

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Was there a teabagging at Ball State University? I hear in one city the teabaggers closes the Sacks Fifth Ave. store.

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