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Steele: I Wear My GOP Hat Backwards, "That's How We Roll In The Northeast"

Appearing today on Morning Joe, Michael Steele provided an interesting metaphor for how different kinds of Republicans can co-exist. He asked Mika Brzezinski, Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan to imagine that they were all wearing hats that said "GOP," and that they hailed from different parts of the country:

"You (Brzezinski) wear your hat one way you like to wear it, you know, kind of cocked to the left, you know, 'cause that's cool out West," Steele said. "In the Midwest, you guys (Scarborough) like to wear it a little bit to the right. In the South, you guys (Buchanan) wear the brim straight ahead. Now the Northeast, I wear my hat backwards, you know, 'cause that's how we roll in the Northeast."

This gets into something I've observed before about Steele: He often sounds like a middle-aged man attempting to talk to his kids and sound cool, and not exactly being successful at it.


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He often sounds like a middle-aged man attempting to talk to his kids and sound cool, and not exactly being successful at it.

Apparently, his kids recently let him know that Montevani is no longer "hep."

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First of all, we don't "roll" in the Northeast. Second we don't wear our hats "assbackwards" or talk out of the side of our mouths, as he does. Forever, Steele has a problem with confusion, as does his party of teabaggers.

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I'm a liberal, that's how we roll in the North East.

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Actually, if you substitute the phrase "ass-hat" for every instance in Steele's statement where he uses the word "hat", then everything he says makes sense.

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Third of all, since when is Maryland in the f*cking Northeast? Michael Steele thinks Maryland is in the Northeast? 'bagger, please.

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And back in 2004, when it looked like the idiots had really taken over, and the GOP was talking about a permanent majority, he had a really, really fake white accent, the kind the late, great Richard Pryor used to do in his standup act. He'd show up on Bill Maher's show and I'd be like, "he's got to be kidding. A fake white accent? Does he actually believe it's not obvious?" Apparently not.

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Recalls an episode of "The Wire". Carver and Hauk are staking out a corner when Hauk calls to a kid wearing his hat sideways, roughly "Hey can you help me? We've been looking everywhere for one of those sideways hats and all they have is brims front. Where can we find one?"

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As a native New England Yankee, I can safely say, we don't take kindly to folks from as Far south as Maryland claiming to be from the Northeast... especially goons like Steelt

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Every time you think the GOP is on a comeback just remember, this was the GOP's answer to Obama.

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The GOP "comeback" or at least the attempt will be led by a white guy either in cowboy boots and plaid shirt, or some Joe the Plumber. Steele is pantomime, the GOP in blackface, becasue nobody else wants the job right now, and it makes sense to charicature everything Republicans hate about Democrats and urban blacks, to blame for GOP failures.

Once he's deposed by the New Great White Hope, and the GOP returned to "family values" and "real conservatism (tm)" then the hicks can make bumper stickers saying "one n****r down, one to go."

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This is another of Steele's attempts to frame an issue. In this case the issue is the image and the viability of the Republican party.

He could just as well be saying, "Imagine the Republican party as a gigantic golden chariot, waiting to take Americans to the promised land."

And, I would reply, "Imagine the Republican party as a star, a very old and not very bright star--one that is dying and just about to implode."

Anyone can frame. It's fun.

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I'm waiting for Steele to start beatboxing, or perhaps break out in 'Rapper's Delight.'

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I'm waiting for him to start wearing big gold chains and hanging his pants halfway down his ass with his shorts showing. No, wait....I guess I really don't want to see that. :-(

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Steele rapping*
"I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat"

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What you hear is not a test.
I'm rappin' to the beat.
And me, the Grove, and my friends
Are gonna try and move your feet
You see I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello
To the rich, the white, the dumb and the male, the crazy and the slow.

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MC O's got skills :D

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Has there ever been a more entertaining clown? Barnum & Bailey should sign him to a long-term contract!

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My spider-sense keeps telling me that this cannot be real. Somewhere, in a secret fortress, the League of Extraordinary Republican Gentlemen (and a token woman or two), are crafting a brilliant strategy to retake power in D.C., and they are using Steele as their useful idiot to act as a diversion. He will lower expectations for the Republican party far lower than what even Bush was able to achieve, and then, when Democrats are lulled into thinking that Republicans are no longer a threat to freedom, they will strike.

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Hmmmmmmmm. You may be on to something.

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Dangit! Every time I get a great idea, someone steals it, and then goes back in time and claims it as theirs.

Alternatively, it might have been the MyRealittee.com search engine mining my brain for ideas that I hadn't thought of yet.
http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/genghis/2009/04/news-from-the-future-myrealitt.php

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He often sounds like a middle-aged man attempting to talk to his kids and sound cool, and not exactly being successful at it.

Now THAT gets the understatement of the year award. It's like saying:

"George W. Bush often sounded like a middle-aged man, trying to talk to the American people and sound like a president, and not exactly being successful at it."

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This clown is like manna from heaven. Christ! These cartoonish loonies are throwing the drowning GOP an anchor! Daily, another 'spokesman' or legislator jumps up and either acts or says something stupid. And the GOP hasn't run out of them yet! But the rednecks and inbreds just love them! Hooray for their side! By the time the sensible heads in the GOP wake up it may be too late to recover. Enjoying this schadenfreude, I hope they never do!

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These cartoonish loonies are throwing the drowning GOP an anchor!

That would make for a fabulous editorial cartoon.

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What a buffoon.

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I love this guy. The Repubes tap their token Black guy to be RNC head to show that they too can have a Black guy (even if they could never have a nationally elected one) and then he goes out and makes a complete stereotypical retard out of himself. I'm sure the Repubes must really be tapping the Black vote with him out there...and I mean OUT THERE!

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I take Steel more seriously than most of you. His phrasing might not be great, but he is basically right: his party is uncompetitive in large parts of the country. I blow off this "regional party" nonsense since there's clearly a functional part in every state, but Steele is trying to say they don't compete in cities and suburbs. He's right about cities, where Republicans really have become a fringe. They're quite competitive in suburbs, but they used to dominate and the trend is Democratic.

The important point is that for all the goofiness, for all the lack of solutions, Steele has essentially diagnosed the problem which puts him ahead of most Republicans. Most Republicans are almost proud of having no connection to urban areas, but Steele gets that they can't keep writing off big chunks of the country.

If this sounds familiar, it's exactly the message Howard Dean had for Democrats: there were areas Democrats didn't compete for, and that refusal doomed Democrats to losing elections. Dean was proved right, and let's hope Steel can't replicate the 50-state strategy.

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First the GOP got a woman like Palin to try and out do Hillary, except Palin represents nothing that Hillary represents and now they got an African American to try and make them look cool and change their southern white image.....but sadly it's kinda like marketing Kentucky Fried Chicken as organic health food. The harder they try, the more stupid they look. But by all means,....keep trying! The longer they try and pretend that elections don't have consequences and that their image has more to do with their positions on war, climate change, healthcare, and the economy... the longer they will become irrelevant.

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Hopefully they will become completely irrelevant and we can have a real debate between Progressives and the Conservatives/Moderates of the Democratic Party.

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I completely agree with you. Personally, I'm tired of having to deal with political tactics to get elected versus strategic policy meant to strengthen the country.

I think the interweb has opened up that possibility. Without it, Barack Obama would not have been elected. I think it will also facilitate rational politics in the long term. This means that however you tilt your cap, you can't be ignorant because people will discover the truth, and the wannabes of the republican party will be dropped for the true talent-- if there is any.

Michael Steele can wear a rally cap for all I care. It won't make the republican party any less of an infected brand.

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I agree that Steele identifies the problem, but he is unable to stand up to Boss Limbaugh and fight for the direction of the party, so that demeans him to a jester in Limbaugh's court.
What I envision for their party at this point is a reality show with Steele, Bachmann, Palin and Joe the Plumber, and Beck would be in charge. Blago could be there too to represent the crazy side of the Dem party.

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Wearing the GOP hat backwards would be appropriate, because that's where he is taking them!

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Doesn't matter how you wear it, it's still an asshat.

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Oh Q, you beat me to it :D Bingo!

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In NYC, I hear the GOP construction workers wear asshelmets.

That's just how they roll.

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The important point is that for all the goofiness, for all the lack of solutions, Steele has essentially diagnosed the problem which puts him ahead of most Republicans. Most Republicans are almost proud of having no connection to urban areas, but Steele gets that they can't keep writing off big chunks of the country.California Game Design College

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