Coming Soon: Michele Bachmann -- The Comic Book!
Our good friends at the Dump Bachmann blog are now getting their message out about our favorite House Republican backbencher in a new way: A comic book, entitled False Witness!
Dump Bachmann contributor Bill Prendergast teamed up with local cartoonists in Minnesota to write an illustrated history of Bachmann's career -- with her dialogue all culled from actual media appearances, such as her call for revolution against President Obama, or her request for the media to investigate Congress for anti-American views. Check out this cover:
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A sneak preview is available here. Here's the comic's official Web site. The first full-sized issue should be published in the next few weeks.


















False Witness From Mars
May 27, 2009 3:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
I much prefer Michele's own Kid's Page -- where you can learn how to be a spy and even try on spy disguises!
http://bachmann.house.gov/Kids/
May 27, 2009 4:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's just a link to the CIA public face provided by Bachmann. She couldn't have come up with this herself by any means given that she can't think more than 3 words into her future.
My personal favorite CIA public relations product is a little box of "spy cookies" available from the gift shop. Of course, you have to go to extreme lengths to get into that gift shop, but the tour is fun.
May 27, 2009 5:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Maybe she could learn the basics of government and the U.S. Constitution from the sites she has links to....or maybe not.
May 28, 2009 3:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
Well, after years of having actors, musicians and jocks getting into government, I suppose a comic book character was inevitable. Usually though folks make their name in another arena before coming to Washington.
May 27, 2009 5:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Palin/Bachmann 2012!
May 27, 2009 7:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
Can't we have a 3-way and add Rush to the mix?
May 27, 2009 7:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
C'mon merlot gimme a break, I just ate dinner.
May 27, 2009 8:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
They need Rush to speak for the both of them.
May 28, 2009 10:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you Eric for providing us such a fine repast. And thanks to the authors. Very fine.
You have to wonder: Are people in that section of Minn. so angry, paranoid, and vicious(APV) that they vote for this Ms. Bachmann, APV in spades? Perhaps this explains how normal, uninvolved voters might support her--with press collusion driven by not wanting to upset the business-side apple cart. She is angry, paranoid, and vicious and she hates our President. And he's such a moderate guy. Perhaps Gibbs was right--Criticize Sotomayor and Obama will send the black helicopters.
May 27, 2009 8:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
There is a rural upper midwest tradition of grudging acceptance of shall we say the eccentricities of one's neighbors. This normally includes politics as well as various other social issues. While a time-honored allowance is permitted to one considered a "local", such leeway pretty much excludes "Bat-Shit Craziness" unless there is a family history that extends the normal boundaries . Michelle falls well within the realm of BSC. I'm assuming that come the next election, there will be a not so subtle, even for a gerrymandered red district, Come-To-Jesus moment for MB!
May 27, 2009 8:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's pretty much what my brother who has lived in Minnesota since 1968 has told me. His other example was Jesse Ventura, although he isn't by any means BSC.
May 28, 2009 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink
PS: Forget about Michelle Bachman and comic books. What about the historical romance novels featuring Joe the Plumber(who I unfortunately refer to as Joe "The Idiot" the Plumber)?
Palin/Plumber 2011!
Newt Gingrich/Liz Cheney 2013!
Go GOP! Go Michael Steele! Go RNC!
Get more popcorn now, as the show goes continues.
May 27, 2009 8:51 PM | Reply | Permalink
That is just what I have been waiting for. Too bad it is all so truly horrifying knowing that she really spouts this crazy shit.
May 27, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
Cow farts have obviously poisoned this woman's brain but luckily haven't damaged the ozone:) Once seated, Al Franken will set Michelle straight.
May 27, 2009 10:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is great. I hope it's in the hands of everyone in her district before the next election.
May 28, 2009 12:39 AM | Reply | Permalink
I started to read the FALSE WITNESS! page and couldn't do it without sub-vocalizing in Michele's sing-song. This will be good.
May 28, 2009 4:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
I feel sorry for her children.
May 28, 2009 11:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Gosh, I think Michele is one of the best things that ever happened for the Democrats. Her and Michael Steele are also the most entertaining people around anymore - they ought to join up and take their act on the road together.
Leave Michele Bachmann alone! She's great for us.
;)
May 28, 2009 6:49 PM | Reply | Permalink