Goldfarb: My McCain-Campaign Colleague Is A 'Tree-Hugger, Dead To Me'
Earlier today, Ben Smith reported that McCain research director-cum-press secretary Brian Rogers will begin working as the research director for Al Gore's Alliance for Climate Protection. On the campaign trail, Rogers worked alongside deputy communications director Michael Goldfarb, who responded to today's announcement with poise and professional courtesy. "Everybody knew Rogers was a tree-hugger," Goldfarb noted by email, "but I didn't think he'd take it this far. He's dead to me."
This has been today's edition of "fun quotes from people who wanted to run the country." But thinking critically for a moment it's not clear how accurate Goldfarb's charges are. Notwithstanding all the 'Drill Here, Drill Now' strangeness, McCain--though nowhere near Al Gore territory--has generally been more progressive on the climate change issue than has the rest of his party. So on the one hand it's not all that surprising that he'd have an environmentalist on his staff.
On the other hand, though, this is the same Brian Rogers who, in an earlier edition of "fun quotes from people who wanted to run the country" once said of Barack Obama, "In terms of who's an elitist, I think people have made a judgment that John McCain is not an arugula-eating, pointy headed professor-type based on his life story." Tree-huggers are traditionally believed to enjoy arugula as much as pointy-headed professors, and there is, of course, significant overlap between the two groups. Perhaps he's super green after all.




















Yes, back in the day, I believe McShame actually co-sponsored the first cap-and-trade bill to get any significant action in the Senate. Of course, that was before he [pick one: checked his honor and integrity at the door/reverted to his true self] in order to run for president.
May 11, 2009 5:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Arugula is an invasive species even when organically grown.
May 11, 2009 5:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Exactly. I eat arugula because I hate invasive species not because I'm some birkenstock wearing treehugging environmentalist. Well that, and it's tasty and good for me too. But mostly because I hate invasive species.
May 11, 2009 6:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yes but does he eat quiche? And of course you can only trust a man who believes, knows that all problems can be solved by applying duct tape. Do you think Al Gore believes this mythical "Global Warming" can be fixed with duct tape? What kind of man could work for someone like that?
May 11, 2009 5:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
duct tape
If the Egyptians had had duct tape, the Sphinx would still have it's nose...
May 12, 2009 4:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Yes, if only they could have duct taped the French securely in France, the Sphinx and a whole lot of other wonders would have been far better off.
May 12, 2009 10:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
If anybody should believe in global warming, it should be John "skin cancered" McCain. He walked around for months looking like fire Marshall bill.
May 11, 2009 5:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
Speaking of skin cancer did you see O'Reilly's face in those pics from the Correspondents' dinner last night? Chirst, splotchy isn't the word for it. I think he has smallpox.
May 11, 2009 6:17 PM | Reply | Permalink
Yeah, he did look a bit weathered!
May 11, 2009 7:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Weathered? He looks like he has some kind of horrible skin disease he decided to treat with sulfuric acid.
May 11, 2009 7:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL! Could have been hemorrhoids, from kissing Murdochs ass!
May 11, 2009 8:55 PM | Reply | Permalink
Man, I saw that "splotchy" photo too and wondered what was going on. I think you've maybe solved it--maybe he can use it for some internal conditions, too . . . .
May 11, 2009 10:04 PM | Reply | Permalink
While I know we still face multiple dangerous crises, I feel much happier knowing that we know have arugula-eating, pointy headed professor-types dealing with the issues. Privileged idiots were given more than a fair chance and were found somewhat lacking.
May 11, 2009 6:13 PM | Reply | Permalink
This people will work for anyone that writes big checks.
May 11, 2009 6:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
http://draftgoldfarb.blogspot.com/2008/04/draft-michael-goldfarb.html
May 11, 2009 6:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
So now Goldfarb is quoting Michael Corleone. Cute. Brings some faux icy resolve and an ominous threat of violence (not) to an otherwise tedious neocon spokesmodel slap fight.
May 11, 2009 6:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
'dead to me'. Lately I've been feeling like there is a lot more mafia type behavior going on in Washington than I was aware of.
Senator Lamar Alexander threatens the attorney general of the united states. 'You investigate my people... we'll investigate your people' ya know what I'm sayin'...
Nevermind the fact that he's the attorney general and it's his job to uphold the law regardless of 'who' or what party the people belong to and he is a senator sworn to uphold the constitution of the unites states under all circumstances...
May 11, 2009 6:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Let's send Goldfarb a dead fish.
May 11, 2009 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was thinking the old "horse's head in the bed" trick.
May 12, 2009 11:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
I wonder if Goldfarb gave Rogers the rest of the speech:
You're nothing to me now: You're not a brother, you're not a friend, I don't want to know you or what you do -- I don't want to see you at the hotels -- I don't want you near my house -- when you see our mother I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there -- you understand.
Although it would sound a little weird: Like Fredo reading it to Michael.
May 11, 2009 10:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
I'm guess the object of Brian's game "Fun Quotes..." is to make us giddy with gratitude for the guy who IS running the country, no matter his faults.
The Constant Weader at www.ReaityChex.com
May 11, 2009 10:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Is it really so wrong to hug a tree?
May 12, 2009 10:19 AM | Reply | Permalink
Look I really don't give a crap about Michael Goldfarb but can someone please ask a journalist to simply ask the question why as a follow up to his commentary. Maybe if we heard the rationale of the people who give us such short over-the-top quotes we might understand why we really don't care for their commentary. As it is neither helpful nor understandable.
Draft Michale Goldfarb = priceless
May 12, 2009 11:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Mr' Goldfarb also declared that Mr. Rogers was not a real American.
May 12, 2009 12:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
Michael Goldfarb:
May 12, 2009 12:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Golly, look at all the liberal commenters who desperately need to get a sense of humor. Goldfarb, who was hired by the McCain Campaign essentially to crack jokes, is being light with a former colleague. If you can't tell, have a slurp of bourbon and then re-read it. Or just have a good cry. Whatever it takes to get rid of all that tension.
(Kudos to the author for the tip on this bit of political gossip.)
May 12, 2009 12:50 PM | Reply | Permalink
I have thought long and hard about Goldfarb's comments. While there is almost nothing I would rather do than join my fellow TPM readers in mocking him, I would like to propose that, for a minute, we examine it as a piece in the puzzle that is the current state of the Republican party. And it is a piece that fits perfectly if you would only come to consider the Party as it stands today as a quasi-religious fellowship rather than a political enterprise. Let's say it's not the Party of No, but rather, the Party of Ohhhmm.
Think about it for a second. Look at some of the many ways lately that the Republicanism has become a religion: The "true" believers of the party "resist" the dilution of core principles by the admission into the fold of moderate thinkers. Entertaining dissenting thought within the ranks is viewed at best as a challenge of critical values and at worst as heretical behavior worthy of excommunication. Speaking out against anointed spokesmen like Rush Limbaugh, regardless of intent, has an awful lot in common these days with stepping out of line with your local pastor (or in the case of Rush, the pope!) on matters of party doctrine. Sure you can disagree with Rush, but don't expect to be considered a true Republican for very long. Cheney's recent comments comparing the bona fides of Colin Powell and Rush is a fine example of the shift of the party from an association for political advancement to a haven for ideology and perhaps demagoguery. How else to explain the political sympathy of a former vice president for a talk show host over a former cabinet member, Secretary of State and Joint Chiefs chairman? Ideology victorious over pragmatic politics. And as with defectors from a religious community, Brian Rogers is met with disgust and vituperation at a level so blood-curdling that the principles supposedly violated and ideals at stake seem to transcend what we consider to be politics as usual. And in the case of religious community, though increase in numbers is a purported goal, fealty to common purpose is several factors more important than "inclusiveness" or "gathering folks under a big tent."
For these reasons I am less concerned that the Democrats and the country are missing a competing party (a reasonable opposition group will likely emerge as part of natural political evolution... just look at American history past the Bush era and into the 19th century); what chills me is
how a political organization with such a rich history can be so insidiously transformed into a ideologically strait-jacketed social force, so much like a religious denomination, but with the very occasional rule stripped straight from a cult playbook.
May 12, 2009 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
a cult playbook
As soon as Limbaugh loses 50 lbs. and can squeeze a ring over his fat finger, everyone will line up and kiss it...
(On the serious side, it is amusing to observe the religious tone of these troglodytes)
May 12, 2009 2:26 PM | Reply | Permalink