Holy douchebags... this is gold.

So what's Limbaugh waiting for?
He doesn't want to be here, I guess; most of us don't want him here. Why doesn't he head off to Antarctica or somewhere where he won't have to worry about creeping islamo-facist-socialist-nazi-marxist-leninist-Obamaism?
And as a bonus, it's cold down there, so he can keep railing to nobody about how that "proves" the climate isn't changing.

I wonder, does Rush come up with all his blather on his own or does he have a stable of writers? Cause if it's all him, he is probably certifiably insane.

Geez, it's getting so tough to defend the Republicans anymore, Rush is just phoning it in. This is so weak, sloppy, dumb--what's the point? Playing to a base that's so desperate to hear something bad about Obama since they can't find anything good about their own party? So detached from reality that they could actually make themselves believe that Rush is making sense with this crap?

This stuff is just embarrassingly pathetic now.

"The point is," he added, "there are a lot of people whose spirit is just -- they're fed up, saying to Hell with it, I don't even want to fight this anymore, I just want to get away from it."

That sounds like a good plan for you and your dittoheads, Rush. Go for it.

Ohh oohh...does this mean Rush is gonna leave too?

it's also obama's fault that rush is morbidly obese...

Did he really mean to suggest that a GOP politician sought refuge in Argentina based on his political beliefs?

Isn't that a self-inflicted Godwin violation?

Limbaugh:
Mr. IOKIYAR

That's fine, Rush...keep talking your crap. Your crazy base loves it!!!

But the vast majority of American citizens WON'T buy into this argument.

Keep shooting holes into the bottom of your boat.

Rush just invented the perfect excuse for everything.

This is what's become of the Party of Abe Lincoln, the Party of Teddy Roosevelt??? I mean, damn, even the Party of Eisenhower would be a huge improvement on this!

Heh. Sad.

I dig the picture of ravin' rush-bo that's on the front page right now. Please TPM, make that the new default Limp-baugh picture.

It's up there with the now-classic 'Palin biting her tongue' picture....

I would like to suggest that Limbaugh run off to Argentina with Michelle Bachmann to live happily (and insanely) ever after. Now THERE's a match made in Republican heaven! Rubber room for two!

Ah, yes. Argentina . . . the final destination of unrepentant Confederates and Nazi war criminals.

"I'm going to cheat on my wife--that will show Obama!"

Wait... I know where I've heard of this kind of thinking before... Oh!! Right!!! Rush... you call it "Moral Relativism"... as in "Thinking Up Weenie Excuses and Blaming Others, No Matter What!."

And Rush.... don't you remember? You HATE moral relativism! You LOATHE moral relativism! You DETEST moral relativism! Moral relativism is for left wing commie nutjobs!

Unless, um, it's to your benefit.

Actually, the affair story is a cover. He was down there hunting the Hitler clones manufactured by Gregory Peck. O no, wait, that was Brazil...

Can you believe this shit? since when does a sexual affair need a political motive. Maybe it's just that the GOP is having trouble screwing the American people so to compensate, they need to find subs, boys, women, anyone to fulfill their insatiable need for self gratification.
Limp Baugh just wishes that he could still get it up, but even the Viagara doesn't make him attractive, only makes him a grotesque dancing fat man with a raging hard on.

This might sound funny, but in a twisted way Rush might be right. Let's review. Sanford told the world that South Carolina didn't want stimulus money. On behalf of South Carolina and its well above 10% unemployed he would turn the Federal government's stimulus money down. When the citizens of South Carolina heard Sanford they say "bullshit, we need the money." Sanford, sticking to something he calls principle vetoed 8 bills. All eight were overridden by the South Carolina legislature. Essentially he and his hard right conservative principles were utterly rejected. He needed a shoulder to cry on. At that point his wife knew about his Argentina honey, so her shoulder was unavailable. What is an utterly rejected man going to do? Take 5 days off to hike. No he is going to flee to his favorite soft shoulder in the world.

Of course, it isn't Obama's fault. It is Sanford's fault for not realizing that the time of Rush Limbaugh, hard right conservatism and the lamebrain dittohead base started to end in 2006 and came crashing down for good last year when the economy tanked. People are demanding solutions not slogans. Republicans are very short on actual solutions.

I can't wait for his head to explode once the author of Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations finally takes his seat in the US Senate.

His wife threw him out two weeks ago, I guess she was fed up and didn't want to fight anymore. Way to go, Barack.

Actually (and this is a true story) it is the reason Limbaugh left NYC.

Jon Stewart covered this on his April 1, 2009 show and Huff Post covered it on March 30, 2009.

This search phrase "rush leaves nyc" at google puts those in the top three results.

Come to think of it; I wonder if the gasbag actually did sell his space and leave, or was he just gasbagging?

Actually...it's Sanford's contention he went to BA to break up with Maria. So it's a reverse Galt deal; now that the Stimulus has been forced upon South Carolina, darn it, he wants to be back home!

Of course it's Obama's fault. And Obama is God's fault.

Of course, when Limbaugh wants to get laid, he flies to Bermuda with someone else's Viagra in his suitcase.

A babe, a one way plane ticket to another hemisphere and big so long sucker for every dittohead?

Well, maybe we can do the plane ticket and the farewell.

Don't let Texas hit you in the ass on the way out.

He also said Sanford was their answer to JFK. Really? Sanford is charismatic and suave? If Sanford wilted dealing with Obama, how has he manage to govern? Better still, how could he be POTUS

On his radio show today, Rush Limbaugh offered his own explanation for the Mark Sanford scandal: That Sanford flew out of the country to have an affair because President Obama drove him over the edge:

"A year ago when he started bopping her, Obama was a Senator and Sanford was eyeing the VP slot next to McCain."

Also, Dubya was in the White House and things really were going to hell in a handbasket. So I guess Rush was right after all. Sorta.

Your facts are no match for an entertainer like Rush Limbaugh.

They pay Limbaugh over $60,000 per hour to deliver just exactly this sort of 'entertainment' to millions of people across America every day.

What he really needs is another tax cut.

And Clinton was just embracing the insurgence of "Greed is Good" of the 90s.

So Rush Limpball is stating that this Repubelichen was too much of a pussy to handle a Democrat? Wow, how pathetic would he have been against an ACTUAL bad guy like Kim Jong Il, or Amadickinajar?

How is it that a guy that fat, can spin so fast?

"The point is," he added, "there are a lot of people whose spirit is just -- they're fed up, saying to Hell with it, I don't even want to fight this anymore, I just want to get away from it."

OK, Rush, we're just waiting for you to say this and run off to whatever sweetie will let you indulge yourself and your massive infusions of Viagra. Did you ever consider that if you stopped taking enhancing drugs your blood pressure might go down and maybe you could be a decent human being? Slim chance, I know, but, hey, it's worth a shot.