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Bachmann: "Don't Let Them Palinize Me!"

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has a message for her supporters in a new fundraising letter: Don't let the media do to her what they did to Sarah Palin -- "Don't let them Palinize me!"

"With Governor Palin taking a well-deserved step out of the spotlight, it appears that I may be absorbing even more of the liberals' scorn," says Bachmann. "And, I'd really appreciate your support so that I can defend myself against their attacks. Click here to make a donation!"

She later adds: "But just as they did with Sarah Palin, the more I talk about the issues, the more they attack with below-the-belt personal hits. In fact, yesterday, a Minnesota paper gave a full column to a hit piece on one of my kids!" This would appear to be a reference to the joking stories about her son joining Teach For America, after she'd called AmeriCorps a "re-education camp" and that she would be very concerned about her own children ever joining.

The letter cites Urban Dictionary, an open-source site that contains a mix of definitions from across the political spectrum. The word "Palinize" has mostly negative definitions, but a few pro-Palin ones about being twisted and distorted by the liberal media -- and those are the definitions that Bachmann cites. However, the letter did pick out one definition that might actually be anti-Palin (and filled with dramatic irony, given the selective citation): "To exaggerate the truth or lie by omission."

Check out the full e-mail after the jump.

Don't let them Palinize me!

Dear Friend:

Last month, I appeared on Sean Hannity's show on Fox News Channel. I was talking about the Democrats' latest scheme to pick the taxpayer's pocket to pay for a $1.5-billion slush fund for ACORN.

Before getting into the meat of this terrible new anti-taxpayer proposal, Sean Hannity said that he considers me "the second most hated Republican woman," second only to Governor Sarah Palin.

With Governor Palin taking a well-deserved step out of the spotlight, it appears that I may be absorbing even more of the liberals' scorn.

And, I'd really appreciate your support so that I can defend myself against their attacks. Click here to make a donation!

I'm out there every day speaking the truth about their attempts to guide this nation into socialism:

Their government-run health care proposal that will put government bureaucrats in between you and your doctor and end up rationing care -- and the most vulnerable will suffer first and most.

Their cap-and-trade national energy tax that will drive up energy costs for every American and send our jobs overseas.

Their spending spree that has pushed the national budget deficit over the $1 trillion mark for the first time in our history. We're already closing in on $2 trillion and there's no end in sight to their spending.

Their dozens of White House czars with power over your lives and futures and absolutely no accountability to Congress or the people.

And, speaking of unaccountable -- when are they going to open up the Fed's books to the public?

Their political patronage to groups like ACORN -- doling out billions of your tax dollars and partnering with them to collect your private information for the Census.

But just as they did with Sarah Palin, the more I talk about the issues, the more they attack with below-the-belt personal hits. In fact, yesterday, a Minnesota paper gave a full column to a hit piece on one of my kids!

Can you help me to defend against these attacks? Click here to make a donation!

I'll tell you the truth: Their sticks and stones will not stop me from going out and speaking the truth about their bad policies! And, your support really helps!

God bless and thank you for your support.

Sincerely,

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann


From the Urban Dictionary:

Palinize:

To smear or mock someone using falsehoods, baseless accusations or unsubstantiated character assassinations for the purpose of blocking them from achieving a goal.

To exaggerate the truth or lie by omission.

To attack a person for his or her conservative values by focusing an inordinate amount of attention on a single example of that person falling short (or being perceived as falling short) of the values they espouse.

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Translation: No one has done a story about me or asked for an interview in weeks! Hey, look at me everybody!!!

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I guess she thinks she can do a better job of it herself.

Have at it, Michele...

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This is the "hit piece": http://www.startribune.com/local/east/53002167.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciaec8O7EyUsl

Sure, accusing her son of teaching in areas with teacher shortages. How terrible of us.

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For the first time, we have to rely on the charity of good kids like Harrison Bachmann to step up and help out at our schools.

Truly a shameless hatchet job.

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Don't let them Palinize me!

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

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With trees and flowers and chirping birds,
and basketweavers who sit and smile
and twiddle their thumbs and toes
and they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!!!

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The curious thing is that that song, "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!", is about a nutty guy who imagines he's being laughed at by his dog.

Now I don't know if Bachmann is a pet owner but, if so, the source of her unmitigated crazy may be finally coming into focus.

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:-)
And the name of the song is Napoleon the 14th.

Many thanks to Dr. Demento for broadening my horizons as a young person.

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Well, she's got the agressive ignorance, grandiosity, imperviousness to irony ("well-deserved step out of the spotlight?" Lol!) small-minded grudgeholding, and martyr complex down pat, but so far I'm not seeing enough trashy family drama, petty corruption or self-exploitation to get her to Palin territory. Plus, Michelle's delusions are far too organized.

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She also doesn't have the glasses. Those are a key factor in Palin's hotness quotient, which basically got her the attention she's had. Bachman needs glasses and to put her hair up (like Palin) so men can IMAGINE how good she'd look if she took off the glasses and shook out her hair.

Now that they KNOW how Michelle looks with her hair down and without her glasses... she's not making the cut.

I need she needs that Republican National Committee personal shopper La Sarah had, too.

In her DREAMS is she even CLOSE to Sarah.

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I disagree with your assertion that the attraction of glasses and hair up is the fantasy of taking the glasses off and letting the hair down. Girls in glasses are hot. That's really all there is to it.

And now I feel the need to make the disclaimer that neither woman in question does much for me. Besides, Republicans are notoriously selfish lovers (Larry Craig being a possible exception).

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I made the realization that I like glasses but not Palin or Bachmann (who occasionally wears them herself) because I like smart women, not women who just try to look smart (particularly when they start spouting crazy).

Also, I suppose what happens between two strangers in a men's room stall at the Minneapolis-St Paul airport can be considered many things but likely doesn't qualify as love. Sorry for the confusion on that point.

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hmmm. I thought Palin was being Bachmannized?

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Yeah, there but for the glory of God and all that. While her crazy does predate Sarah Palin's, the term would indeed be "Bachmannize" if the honorable Representative had achieved the prominence of Ms. Palin. Such are the vagaries of fortune and history.

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I thought it was virtually impossible to get Palinized without also getting pregnant.

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In one press release, we see the essential character of the Right-Wing Authoritarian: "My enemies' attacks against me are always out of bounds and 'below the belt'! Meanwhile, when I accuse my enemies of trying to destroy America, I'm speaking 'the truth'!"

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These people have no problem lying about their own kids for political gain. Is this the most desperate attempt to raise money in DC? It has to be.

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With everyone getting behind Death Panels, Bachman and Palin are now the de facto leaders of the Republican Party.

Nothing has fired up the party more than embracing stupid and what better standard bearers?

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Wouldn’t “Palinizing” Bachman be an upgrade?

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That's not what "Palinized" means: [ http://palinaspresident.us/ ] (Turn up the sound & click repeatedly on the right desk panel until you hear her say "Palinized!")

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Both Palin and Bachmann are a disgrace to all women and mothers across this Planet called Earth.

I can truthfully state this as a 76 year old mother and woman.

We need to give thanks to the many other women in Politics...that are honestly representing and working hard for their State's.

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Michelle, please. Heed the words of your partner in lunacy and "quit makin' stuff up"

http://www.factcheck.org/2009/06/acorn-and-the-census/

Just because your own party is showing some sense and probably won't support you financially in your next election, doesn't mean we should piss our money away on your failed campaign.

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Memo to Palin & Bachman: The best argument for being gay. Who wants to infect themselves with their nasty STDs.

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Michelle Sweetie,

If I were gonna Palinize you I would need at least a gallon of Santorum to complete the unenviable task. But, as I have never "done" a repig in my life, I guess that you just will have to find some reich wing married dude to have their way with you.

Just this old Chief's 2 cents

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What about Orly, the third member of the Wingnut Babe trifecta, doesn't she get a verb ? Don't Taitz me 'bro.

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What about Orly, the third member of the Wingnut Babe trifecta, doesn't she get a verb ?

Please! No one, under any circumstances, has referred to Orly Taitz as a "babe"!

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I can't see that woman's name without thinking of the Orly Owl.

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You can't Palinize Bachman; belligerent ignorance and batshit crazy are different elements on the right wing periodic table. It would be like changing Blackwater into Xenon.

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Michelle, honey, you don't need to be Palinized. You have already Bachmanized yourself. You are your very own charicature, with your own special brand of wing-nut.

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Resistance is futile. You too will become one with the Palin.

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Definition: Bachmannized
To be totally devoid of reason, logic, judgment, perspective, balance, empathy, thought, clarity, fairness, honesty, tolerance, equanimity, compassion. See also lobotomize.

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What color is the sky in Bachmann's world?

Take your medicine, Michele, so you won't be a danger to yourself or to others.

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