We get it, Rush, you're obsessed with anal sex. Why don't you just come out of the closet and get it over with?

(Apologies to all our gay friends for inflicting him on you, but there's no fighting it -- the track record of the past decade is that every conservative who's obsessed with gay sex is actually a closeted gay man.)

No one has/or is a bigger Uranus than you are Rush. Why don't you just finally come out.

Someone needs to get the Log Cabin Republicans to comment on this...

I think it's a right-wing thing. They seem to be both in fear of being sodomized and intrigued by it. Like a moth to a flame.

Are we going to cover every Limbaugh slur? If so, we're gonna be pretty busy. Can't we just agree he's a hateful bigot, and the 'Muricans who listen to him are a bunch of ignorants who can't come to grips with a World that has passed them by?

Anyone know who Rush's advertisers are on his program? If not, anyone have a resource that has this data?

Thanks.

God pity those teenage Dominican boys when fatso gets the urge to head down there with his blue pills again.

Wow. This, from Mr. Pilonidal Cyst himself.

For those who are unfamiliar, or perhaps would prefer to forget due to the nightmares, the Drugster got out of service to his country in Vietnam due to this... um... anatomical malfunction. (He has at times claimed that his deferment was due to a "knee injury.")

And what exactly is a pilonidal cyst? Squeamish readers might want to skip to the next comment.

A pilonidal cyst is a congenital incomplete closure of the neural groove at the base of the spinal cord in which excess tissue and hair may collect, causing discomfort and discharge.

That's actually a definition from the well-known medical text, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot by Senator Al Franken. Recommended reading: Chapter 8, "Operation Chickenhawk," a what-if fantasy involving grunts Gingrich, Quayle, Limbaugh, Gramm, Thomas, Buchanan and Will, commanded by one Lieutenant North, in the central highlands of South Vietnam, August 1969. (Actually, the entire book is recommended reading. If you're too cheap to buy it you can find it on scribd.com.)

Funny how obsessed Mr. Pilonidal Cyst is with things anal....

After nearly a decade of the Left consistently calling George W. Bush a Nazi and insisting that the Bush family helped put Hitler in power, it is laughable that you now claim to be aghast that someone would dare make the same comparison of a Democrat.

See, there's this thing called the "Golden Rule." You might not have heard of it in your "enlightened" and "intellectual" circles (and hey, it doesn't contain the "F" word at all so, you likely will have to have someone translate it for you.) but it basically states that you should treat people the way you want them to treat you. Given your example here and of the previous eight years, you'll forgive some if they thought that Hitler comparisons were standard fare. But then, "that was different," right?

Keep in mind, in regard to Rush's repeated references to the nether regions, most of his listeners live in the part of the country where it is believed that "Deliverance" is a love story.

Shorter Rush Limbaugh: "Clearly the protestor is not crazy and is correct because Barney Frank is a faggot. Hyuck hyuck."

Rush is really helping swing minorities back over to the GOP, isn't he.

At some point someone in the GOP is going to have to stand up to this blowhard. No one in the current crop apparently has what it takes though, so it probably won't change for another 15-20 years. Oh well, all the better for us I guess.

Rush Limbaugh arrested for illegal Viagra posession
Now this one is as embarrassing as they get. CBS 4 News in Miami has the low-down on Rush:

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic whencustoms officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear hisname. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on itaccording to the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office.

U.S. Customs andBorder Protection agents examined the 55-year-old's luggage after hisprivate plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic. Thematter was then turned over to the Sheriff's Office. Investigatorsseized the drugs - used to treat erectile dysfunction - from Limbaugh.

Limbaughwas detained for about three hours and was let go after cooperatingwith officials. He could be facing a second-degree misdemeanorviolation if the State Attorney's office presses charges.

Limbaughentered a plea deal back in April in a previous case where his chargeof fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions was droppedunder the condition he continue undergoing treatment for addiction.

Limbaughhad admitted to being addicted to pain killers on his radio program andhad entered a rehabilitation program prior to that arrest.

The Associated Press has more on Limbaugh's Viagra arrest.

Limbaugh faced other legal action a few years ago when he was arrested and nearly charged for obtaining unprescribed painkillers and concealing them from police. He got the painkillers from his house servant. So when you think about it, Rush should have sympathy for other people that suffer from pain, considering that he is a victim. Actually, the sympathy is not there. Back in April of this year, Limbaugh verbally assaulted those who use marijuana in order to deal with severe pain:

"the FDA says there's no-- zilch, zero, nada -- shred of medicinal value to the evil weed marijuana. This is going to be a setback to the long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking crowd."

Now that Limbaugh has been charged again with using unprescribed medication, this time Viagra, one only can wonder what else the conservative radio talk-show host has in his cupboard.
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Posted by Chief Editor Todd on 2006.06.27 at 04:21 AM in Media, Rush Limbaugh | Permalink

I will never forget a mid-morning drive across Long Island this past March on a business trip and tuning into the local Rush-affliate. (Clear Channel, no doubt?)

Rush was off on his diatribe of the day, probaly TARP, and at least 7 times over the course of the hour he referred to "Obama's butt-boys" with respect to Geitner and other members of the Cabinet and staff. It was jaw-dropping.

Keeping it classy as always Rush. Bending over forwards, backwards, every with way to bring anal sex into the conversation.

Oh, and the other expression in my Long Island Drive in additon to "Obama's butt boys"

He calls the place where they work the "Oval Orifice"

Unreal.