Obama was not born in Hawaii. He wasn't born in Kenya, either. He was actually synthesized (maternal birth is sooooo primitive) on the planet Zordon some 1368 earth years ago.

All this is part of the master plan. You will soon all be food for Zordon's cats.

My response to Orly Taitz is cribbed shamelessly from Burt Reynolds, when he was asked to respond to a comment from Joan Rivers:

"I have a standing rule never to get in an argument with a female impersonator".

Now that we have this issue sorted out, it's time to finish working on health care, poverty, etc. The Borgen Project has some good information on the cost of addressing global poverty (borgenproject dot org).
It only takes $30 billion annually to end world hunger!
Yet... we are spending $550 billion annually on the defense budget.

Now, how long will it be before any Faux News talking head has to step down for running with this birth certificate story.... Well, how much longer did Dan Rather stay on after he was "punked"?

How can you really blame Orly. I mean after all, she got a totally legitimate email from the former Nigerian Oil minister who just wanted her help securing a copy of this birth certificate and $345,900,000 in cash that had been unfortunately left locked in a safety deposit box in Somalia. For her trouble in securing the bulk of the cash she was given a 10 percent fee and a copy of the certificate. I mean, who amoung us here would not have jumped at that opportunity.

Excuse me, I have to go check my email...

Obama wasn't born, he's a Nexus-6 ...

...just like me,

LK

As is obvious by her appearance, Oily Taint is a Nexus-5 prototype that developed fatal problems in her logic board and went rogue soon after activation. She was long thought to be in hiding on the other side of Tannhauser's Gate, so her re-emergence caught the authorities by surprise.

Even Batty has been avoiding her, saying "Freaks like Oily Taint give us Nexus-Sixers a bad name."

Love this tactic.

Maybe could be applied in other areas.

• "Leaked" excerpt of healthcare bill detailing the provision requiring down-syndrome babies be executed at birth.

• Copy of executive order signed by Obama detailing the use of Acorn to alter the census results, and collect personal information about *real* Americans as part of his Master Plan to turn America into an Afro-islami-terrorist-communo-facist devil-worshiping dictatorship, in which the U.S.A will become a satellite of the *nation* of Africa, the Pledge of Allegiance will be replaced with bowing to Mecca at the start of school each morning, handshakes will be replaced by Michelle's "terrorist fist-bump", and everyone will be forced to stand in breadlines to collect our weekly rations produced by government run farms and factories all named after Obama, paying in a new form of currency called the Barackle - the front stamped with Obama's image and the phrase "The One" while the reverse features prominent terrorists Obama has palled-around with such as Osama, Ayers, and Beelzebub.

"It now looks like the forged "Kenyan" Obama birth certificate that was briefly promoted by the Birthers -- actually an altered copy of a decades-old South Australian birth certificate -- was deliberately designed as a prank on the Birther movement itself..."

No it doesn't. An anonymous image posted on a bog does not offer any proof one way or another that this was an actual setup of the birther queen (Orly Taitz) at all. Hell, if I posted an image of a fake document with "punked" scribbled on it" it would in no way prove I was involved in sending it to Taitz to dupe her and other birthers into anything.

The shoddy leaps in claiming this by people is almost as bad as the shoddy authentication by the birthers in the first place.