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Bachmann: Pelosi Will "Bludgeon" Blue Dogs "To Death"

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Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) suggests House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will stop at nothing to enforce party unity when it comes to health care reform. Asked on Fox News radio today how she thinks Pelosi will handle Blue Dog opposition to what the show host called "the federal government mandating medicare for everyone under the age of 65," Bachmann said the speaker will either "beat" the conservative Democrats "to death", "bludgeon them to death" or "buy them off" with earmarks.

No word yet on which method of coercion Blue Dogs would prefer.

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October 5, 2009 4:31 PM   

If only this were true.

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October 5, 2009 7:05 PM    in reply to AdAbsurdum

I'm with you. Use brickbats. Or cricket bats. Or pieces of steel pipe. Doesn't matter to me, so long as they actually start acting like progressives, instead of Republicans.

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October 5, 2009 4:34 PM   

This is remarkably tame for her. I'd expect something more along the lines of whisking them off to a black site in Estonia and replacing them with look-alikes.

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October 5, 2009 4:37 PM    in reply to mans_best_friend

She's running out of hyperbole. The crazy is wearing thin.

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October 6, 2009 6:41 AM    in reply to Schmed

Meds kickin' in?

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October 5, 2009 4:42 PM   

Pelosi would logically start with their whip, Heath Shuler. I can't quite picture Heath being bludgeoned to death by Nancy, but, hey, God talks to Bachmann, so what do I know?

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October 5, 2009 4:43 PM   

Personally, I'd prefer bludgeoning to beating. Faster. The porking would kind of depend on who was doing it.

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October 5, 2009 6:55 PM    in reply to The Commenter Formerly Known as NCSteve

Great comment. Thanks for the lol.

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October 5, 2009 5:49 PM   

I'm sure the blue balls dogs would prefer to be bludgeoned by Michelle herself, provided she dons her secret mistress-of-pain-leather-nazi-teddy before administering to the flock.

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October 5, 2009 6:32 PM   

More deep insight from Michelle the maligner. It's the brainstorm of the week. Her direct phone to God is off the hook.

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October 5, 2009 6:37 PM   

First thing I am hoping Ms. Bachmann is correct about. I want the Blue Dogs made as hand-shy as possible and dutifully voting with the caucus and leadership on all progressive legislation.

Neuter (or spay depending on gender) them I say.

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October 5, 2009 7:18 PM   

gee, where would the distinguished gentlelady get such an idea ??

oh yeah: http://www.slate.com/id/2091787/

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October 5, 2009 7:20 PM   

Bachmann is just projecting. Now we know what kind of relationships drive Republican party unity.

Bachmann wishes there were some extremist fringe wacko position of the Repubs that she could disagree with, so she could get her turn with the discipline.

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October 5, 2009 7:23 PM   

I must say that I am dissapointed, I expect a lot more from Bachman. This was weak... come on Michele bring it harder, I know you can do it.

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October 5, 2009 8:59 PM   

Because, as we all know, the Republican party NEVER strongarms its dissident members or threatens them with things like pulling support. They reserve that treatment for those among them who dare to contradict the leaders of the party - Rush, Beck, and O'Reilly.

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October 5, 2009 9:43 PM   

Is Michelle tired or what.Bring the MEGA-CRAZY girl. People expect so much more, don't let them down. Foam at the mouth, do the St. Vitas Dance,spew green vomit like in the Exocist. Keep in mind you are competing with Rush,O'Reilly,and Beck. STEP UP, FREAK OUT. Don't let those crazy eyes go to waste.

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October 5, 2009 10:01 PM   

Wow finally someone might be doing something to remind the "Dogs" which party butters their bread after all......I really dislike the bluedogs they are such cowards really. They get to hide behind this facade as if they have some integrity and really all they are just cowards!

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October 5, 2009 10:23 PM   

Remember Michelle, Nancy can't terminate any of them without the decision of a Death Panel first!

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October 5, 2009 11:41 PM   

We can only hope ...

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October 6, 2009 9:45 AM   

Ev, a great start. Bachmann is, obviously, completely unhinged.

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