Here's how the Get Crackin folks are pegging this YouTube video, which is definitely the hottest thing on the Internet today:
Levi Johnston, father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, shows us how he Gets Crackin'. Show us how you do it. www.getcrackin.com. Show us how you Get Crackin' and you could win $25,000 and see your spot on TV!
Watch and, um, learn(?):
The brand of nuts is indeed sold in the greater D.C. area, and are harvested by the same group who does Everybody's Nuts.

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johnmccsf
October 5, 2009 6:50 PM
America's Baby Daddy - he so HOT!
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Walter Mitty
October 5, 2009 7:20 PM
Levi better have his fun now because when the Palin son gets back from Iraq I think they'll have a lot to talk about.
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mikedrevguy
October 5, 2009 9:37 PM in reply to Walter Mitty
Why are they going to go out and vandalize a bus fleet together when he gets back?
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Munguza
October 5, 2009 9:27 PM
Am I hearing things or does a woman yell, "HAVE A BABY!" at the .06 sec. mark?
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erica
October 6, 2009 12:04 AM in reply to Munguza
I believe that was "Howza Baby?" I am unsure whether the question referenced Mr. Johnston's child or Mr. Johnston himself.
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Kuyleh
October 6, 2009 4:51 AM
Peanuts lead to safe sex? Learn something new every day, I guess.
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