The new Republican National Committee Web site has been derided for its "GOP Heroes" section -- which teaches us that almost all of the great Republicans lived in the 1800's, and about half of them were black -- but there's another illustrious name on the list: Ronaldus Magnus.
The site's page on Ronald Reagan includes this citation of the party's great hero, giving him a stylized name we might see on a Roman emperor:
Our country has to decide, said Ronaldus Magnus, "whether we believe in our capacity for self-government or whether to abandon the American Revolution and confess that a little intellectual elite in a far-distant capital can plan our lives better than we can plan them ourselves."
And to think that the GOP makes fun of the Democrats for allegedly worshiping Obama.
We've called the RNC office for comment on how this got there, giving them the benefit of the doubt that maybe this is a product of those hackers we've been hearing about as a result of the site's security problems. They have not gotten back to us yet.

Late Update: The page has now been edited, removing Reagan's Latin throne name. It now simply says, "Our country has to decide, said Reagan..."

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randomname
October 14, 2009 3:38 PM
The photo is black and white. And, who is writing this dribble? It's like a grade school essay.
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counter coulter
October 14, 2009 3:38 PM
I would be shocked if this was a hack. It should come as no surprise to anyone that the same group of folks that want Reagan on currency and mount Rushmore would refer to him as some sort of Roman emperor.
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Jaycal
October 14, 2009 5:47 PM in reply to counter coulter
I was thinking it was more a term for an extinct dinosaur, like 'Conservitus Headbutticus': "a nearly extinct creature that suffocates under the weight of it's own self-contradictions when fully developed."
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tiowally
October 15, 2009 6:03 AM in reply to Jaycal
Shouldn't that be: Conservitus buttheadicus?
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Old Dem Staffer
October 14, 2009 3:39 PM
That is what they call him. Google it and you'll find online shrines to him.
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tiowally
October 15, 2009 6:06 AM in reply to Old Dem Staffer
My god: There's actually a ronaldusmagnus.com!
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Will
October 14, 2009 3:39 PM
I think the term has been used by Limbaugh for some time now. Not sure if he came up with it, but I've heard it on his show at least for the past two years.
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 4:17 PM in reply to Will
Ah. Rushus Obesus.
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rynato
October 14, 2009 5:18 PM in reply to Minne sconsin
Rushus Vicodinus
Rushus Viagrus
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Dave Bowman
October 14, 2009 5:31 PM in reply to rynato
Doucheus Maximus
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CT Voter
October 14, 2009 6:11 PM in reply to Dave Bowman
Stop it! You're all killing me. . .
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 7:35 PM in reply to Dave Bowman
We have a winner!
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acamus
October 15, 2009 1:10 AM in reply to Dave Bowman
bingo!
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GeorgeR
October 14, 2009 9:36 PM in reply to Minne sconsin
Sure it wasn't Glennus Rex Rectum?
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The Commenter Formerly Known as NCSteve
October 14, 2009 3:44 PM
Not Ronaldus Grenadicus? I'm surprised.
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 3:47 PM
It's called "projection." It's what they do. It's what they've always done. Everything they accuse Democrats, liberals, or progressives of doing, they have done themselves, or would like to do once they're back in power.
St. Ronnie has been worshipped by the GOP since he was first elected president. Think back to the 2008 Republican primaries, when every candidate, without exception, praised Reagan and promised to be like him if they got elected. It's no surprise that the people who are working on their spiffy new website have internalized all this to the point that they can write something like "Ronaldus Magnus" and not see the inherent creepiness.
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slb
October 14, 2009 4:54 PM in reply to commie atheist
Oooops! I should have read further into the thread before posting my last message. GMTA!
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 6:51 PM in reply to slb
:-)
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Cath
October 14, 2009 6:33 PM in reply to commie atheist
Inherent creepiness indeed. Since when do we citizens allow our (ostensibly) elected presidents titles resembling those of tyrannical Roman emperors? They should fear US -- not the reverse. Perhaps that elitist jerk, Rushus Limbaughness Vicodinus, wants some Roman debauchery -- several boys, maybe toss a few liberals to the lions -- but who else?
Republicans...make me laugh.
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GeorgeR
October 14, 2009 9:38 PM in reply to commie atheist
Naw, it's stupidity.
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GeorgeR
October 14, 2009 9:41 PM in reply to commie atheist
Naw, it's stupidity.
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fsudirectory
October 15, 2009 7:51 AM in reply to commie atheist
I thought Christians only worshipped one god? It gets confusing sometimes as an outsider when looking at he republican party, you start to wonder if they really are monotheistic
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SBG
October 14, 2009 3:48 PM
I'd go with Ronaldus McDonaldus.
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 3:50 PM in reply to SBG
ROLFMAO!
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 3:55 PM in reply to SBG
Likewise, henecforth Dick Cheney shall be known as "Bigus Dickus."
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SchrodingersCat
October 14, 2009 4:08 PM in reply to commie atheist
"He has a wife, you know..."
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Mistlethrush
October 14, 2009 4:41 PM in reply to SchrodingersCat
Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia---Incontinentia Buttocks!
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Jaycal
October 14, 2009 5:49 PM in reply to Mistlethrush
I'm now being carried off to be executed!
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ohyeathatsright
October 14, 2009 6:09 PM in reply to commie atheist
Too flattering.
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GeorgeR
October 14, 2009 9:52 PM in reply to commie atheist
Bigus Dickus? Hold on now! Isn’t it difficult enough that he has overdosed on his testosterone patches, Viagra and excess use of splints? Any more delusions of grandeur and we’ll all be sent to Gitmo.
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fsudirectory
October 15, 2009 7:53 AM in reply to SBG
Was just about to type that, good thing I read through the comments first lol
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candideyam
October 14, 2009 3:50 PM
As the Tea Party Protester screeched at Lindsay Graham last week, "Article 1 of the Constitution, Section 9! Read it!" I have no idea what that guy was referring to, but the last line certainly seems applicable here....
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The Commenter Formerly Known as NCSteve
October 14, 2009 5:15 PM in reply to candideyam
Art. I, Sec. 9 says Congress cant:
-ban African Slave Trade before 1/1/1800;
-suspend Habeus Corpus unless there's a rebellion, an invasion or a psychotic vice president with a psychotic staff says so;
-pass bills of attainder or ex post facto laws;
-tax the states except in proportion to their population (and, of course, the 16th Amendement wasn't legally adopted, so all income tax laws are invalid);
-impose duties on interstate transactions or engage in similar hoo-hah;
-embezzle money from the treasury; or,
-grant titles of nobility (like, say, "Magnus?").
Knowing these people, I'm going to guess that either they have some twisted theory about taxes, think the Nobel is a title of nobility or they want to reinstate the slave trade.
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Redwood Rhiadra
October 14, 2009 6:01 PM in reply to The Commenter Formerly Known as NCSteve
Their reference to Section 9 is from Beck's book. Basically, Beck claims the first clause (which allows a tax of no more than 10 dollars on the "importation of persons", i.e. slaves) refers to immigration, and that we should be therefore charging immigrants who want to come to the US instead of letting them in for free. In the reality-based world, of course, we do in fact charge immigrants substantial fees - hundreds of dollars worth:
http://www.usimmigrationsupport.org/fees.html
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SkippyFlipjack
October 15, 2009 9:35 AM in reply to Redwood Rhiadra
however, in that clip he calls Graham a "traitor" before citing article 1, section 9. so I'm not sure which of those items applies.
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SkippyFlipjack
October 15, 2009 9:41 AM in reply to The Commenter Formerly Known as NCSteve
I turn to the Freepers for answers to such questions. Apparently they feel that article 1 section 8 enumerates the laws congress *can* make, and article 1 section 9 enumerates those they *can't*. I guess they're calling Graham a traitor for passing laws he's not supposed to be able to pass?
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 3:51 PM
OMIGOD, there's a Facebook site:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ronaldus-Magnus/1406542328
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 3:55 PM
Let's not forget the Ronaldus Magnus T-shirt
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 3:59 PM in reply to Minne sconsin
I have a feeling Ronnie would have told that guy modeling the t-shirt to "Go get a haircut, you damn hippie!"
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 4:07 PM in reply to commie atheist
In his days as California governor, he would have ordered out the National Guard and had the guy shot for flag desecration.
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spamhead
October 14, 2009 4:02 PM
I just sent this in by email before I noticed this thread:
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Did you notice the tagline at the bottom of that bio?
"For more information on these and other Accomplishments of the Republican Party, see Back to Basics for the Republican Party, by Michael Zak"
These bios and the list of 'accomplishments' seem to be cut-and-paste jobs from Zak's book. Zak's website - republicanbasics.com, includes this bit of info in his bio:
"Mr. Zak is a popular speaker to Republican organizations around the country, showing office-holders, candidates, and activists how they would benefit tremendously from knowing and appreciating the heritage of our Grand Old Party.
As he says, “The more we Republicans know about the history of our Party, the more the Democrats will worry about the future of theirs.”
Topics of his presentations include:
• the Heritage of our Grand Old Party
• Returning to our Founding Principles
• Ronaldus Magnus
• Abraham Lincoln, Republican
• Martin Luther King and the Republican Civil Rights Legacy
• Frederick Douglass, Republican
• Susan B. Anthony and other Republican Suffragists"
So the 'Ronaldus Magnus' soubriquet seems to be just an artifact of a cut-and-paste, not an official movement to Caesar-ize Reagan. Even though that sentiment is palpable within the RNC, I'll ascribe this to just plain laziness. Wonder if they got permission or paid Mr. Zak for his contribution to the site?
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JosephP
October 14, 2009 4:26 PM in reply to spamhead
The first picture on Michael Zak's website is of Mr. Zak himself with Michael Steele! And in his role as Republican Party Historian, he delivers a presentation entitled, "Ronaldus Magnus"!
This guy sounds hysterical!
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bluesplashy
October 14, 2009 5:32 PM in reply to spamhead
Is the GOP really going to claim the last 4 names on the list? Steele might, but again, he is in a different GOP then the rest of the yabos. This website thing is so amusing - Jon Stewart is probably green with envy.
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 6:20 PM in reply to bluesplashy
Did Zak also come up with Jackie Robinson as a Republlican? The same Jackie Robinson that said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/13/rnc-jackie-robinson-was-a_n_318618.html
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 6:31 PM in reply to commie atheist
More on Robinson's feeling about the Republican Party here:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/10/14/793178/-Republican-Jackie-Robinson-on-the-1964-GOP-Convention
It amazes me that they include on their "Republican Heroes" list. They truly have no shame.
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midnight rambler
October 14, 2009 4:38 PM
As if we needed it after the last nine months, gop.com is final confirmation that Poe's Law applies to conservatism in general, not just religious fundamentalism.
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fpie
October 15, 2009 5:07 AM in reply to midnight rambler
Thanks for posting that link. I'd never heard of Poe's Law but it is quite true and therefore quite funny. The more I read the analisys the funnier it got. The jokes that are really funny are the ones that are true.
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slb
October 14, 2009 4:52 PM
And to think that the GOP makes fun of the Democrats for allegedly worshiping Obama.
What do I keep saying? Projection -- Republicans are all about projection.
Ronaldus Magnus -- unbelievable. But I don't know why I should be surprised -- I have long known that Republicans were monarchists at heart. Makes the party's name more than a little ironic...
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twirling fartknocker
October 14, 2009 5:00 PM
Yes, they scrubbed that Latin reference now.
Apparently, TPM is serving as unpaid beta testers for the new site, as the GOP checks out which trial balloons will float and which will go down like led zeppelins. Should be in perfect PC shape by manana.
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baltimore
October 14, 2009 5:09 PM
great reagan, known for iran-contra fiasco. gee, what a magnus assus he was. defended himself by saying "i can't recall," just like other repubs when cornered.
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Bill Bowman
October 14, 2009 5:14 PM
I thought they called him "Ronaldus Senilitus."
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LFC
October 14, 2009 5:52 PM
The new gop.com web site ... the gift that just keeps giving.
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CT Voter
October 14, 2009 6:20 PM
Is Ronald Reagan still dead?
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Barry Schwartz
October 14, 2009 6:37 PM
More Holy Roman emperor than Roman emperor.
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oblio
October 15, 2009 12:53 AM in reply to Barry Schwartz
Certainly Not! Google Ron Paul!
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commie atheist
October 14, 2009 6:49 PM
I just can't get over this Jackie Robinson thing, and how they twist Robinson's actual political views. From the "GOP Heroes" page:
From the "Framingham Democratic Town Committee" website:
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Minne sconsin
October 14, 2009 7:43 PM
Sigh.
I'm really sad that they took out the "Ronaldus Magnus". It's almost as bad as when John McCain stopped selling golf gear on the front page of his campaign web page.
C'mon Republicans - have a little courage! Don't let a bunch of wimpy libruls cow you into submission! Stick with your beliefs! If you want to sell golf gear to show that your hip, or rename your heroes as Roman tyrants, go for it!
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scotartt
October 14, 2009 11:12 PM
This labelling is pretty vile, but I feel many commenters anger at it is historically misdirected. It's NOT a title or appellation of a Roman Emperor. Also, the style is wrong for a Roman name. It needs to be Ronaldus Reaganius Magnus or something like that with three parts to the name for it to be a 'proper' Roman form.
Pompey "the Great" (G. Pompeius Magnus) was granted that cognomen by the Senate during the late republic. As well as Caesar, The usual style of an emperor is "Augustus" - the title bestowed on Octavian by the senate. Something like "Imperator Ceasar Reaganius Augustus" would do the trick.
As you can see, it means "great" in Latin, as in "The Great", It is much more popular during the Medieval period. E.g. Alfred The Great (the only "British" king to ever get that appellation, Alfred was a Saxon king of Wessex in the 9th century). Also, Charlemagne, in Medieval Latin he's "Carolus Magnus", that's Charles The Great, I guess "Charle Magne" in Frankish or whatever language (Charlemagne still styled himself Imperator Augustus by the way)
Perhaps deliciously, there was a Roman 'Magnus' who was an usurper to the throne after Alexander Severus. I think it was probably a praenomen (i.e. a common name, bearing in mind 60% of Roman men were either Lucius, Gaius or Marcus). His plot was discovered and he was executed.
My impression of the name as it is being employed by these undemocratic dickwads is that it's a style of a Medieval King, not a Roman Emperor.
Of course I doubt an arse like Limbaugh would know any of this, or want to know. But being accurate is probably important given that there must be at one of these patrician dullards who stayed awake in history class long enough to be able mock your inaccuracy if you try to bring it up in public.
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Snig
October 15, 2009 2:13 AM
So, does this mean Reagan was secretly born in Italy and was working for the Italians? Or possibly ancient Rome? If only we could see a birth certificate.
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rbe1
October 15, 2009 3:55 AM
What a bunch of Happy Horseshit.
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GayIthacan
October 15, 2009 7:55 AM
THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!!
FOR JOHN McCAIN!!!!
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Clavis
October 15, 2009 10:03 AM
What could be more "Magnus" than handing our national wealth to a bunch of rich crooks, cutting and running from terrorists, winning an election through a combination of negotiation with terrorists and pandering to racists, being our first Luntzian President, *and* consulting an astrologer on matters of state?
...oh, and really bulking up the Defense Welfare State!
Mishun Akumplisted!
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Kilkee
October 15, 2009 11:11 AM
Somehow I think that if the average white southern GOP yahoo found that site, he would suffer some serious cognitive dissonance. Wait! Frederick Douglass? Jackie Robinson?
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commie atheist
October 15, 2009 3:56 PM in reply to Kilkee
Yes, Jackie Robinson, who said the GOP was on the verge of turning into "the white man's party" back in 1964. If he was still alive, he would probably sue their asses for defamation of character.
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PushMe-PullYou
October 15, 2009 2:37 PM
Let it be noted that the uptighty whitey righties, in addition to lacking any sense of irony, completely lack the ability to detect bullshit. A simple look at those they revere provides all the evidence required: Reagan, Palin, Bachmann, Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, etc, etc, etc.
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ltops04
October 15, 2009 7:31 PM
my 2 cents. By calling out the tomfoolery that is gop.com - we are aiding in 'fixing' the site.
Why not just ignore the site, let it sail on in its mediocrity and bluster to come. We will all be the richer for it!
Im not an expert on portal's etc, but aesthetically and practically, the site completely sucks. Says alot about the customer.
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