
Who wouldn't want Franni Franken's recipe for butternut squash?
Politicians have long sent out holiday cards fraught with meaning or smacking of reelection desires.
But with technology getting better every year, the offerings have improved to be a bit zanier, and a lot more personal.
From the Franken family's list of Thanksgiving favorites to posed photos, TPMDC collected a random sample of the funniest, wackiest and sweetest political holiday greetings we've seen so far and we're sharing them with you below.
If you've seen some we've missed, let us know and we'll post them this week.
• Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was abundant with cheer, if giving somewhat mixed messages.
Her email began with "Happy Holidays" in the subject line.
The header of the card is Season's Greetings, and the body offers, "Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year."

• In a bit of strange holiday sharing, Senate candidate Marco Rubio in Florida tweets a photo of his family's Christmas eve pig.
"Warning picture not for the faint of heart," he added.
• Rep. Kendrick Meek, attempting to win the Democratic nomination in the Florida governor's Senate race, told his supporters his family "went green this year" with an online holiday card.

There's the pet angle this staffer used to raise money for the DCCC.
• Rep. John Dingell and wife Debbie sent this card with their best Santa Claus pose.

• In Chris Dodd's case, it's a nearly illegible handwritten note and a cute family photo.

• Sen. Kit Bond pushed his political message against the administration's spending plans in a video set to limerick.
• And don't forget Sen. Roland Burris (D-IL), who used the same rhyme to go after Republicans on the Senate floor this week.
• Rep. Keith Ellison was in the spirit, joining health care carolers this week to the tune of "Jingle Bells."
• Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-AR), prominent in the health care debate, opens up about her family Christmas cards, sharing with supporters an album dating back to 2002.

"May you and your family enjoy this holiday season and forever treasure the relationships that you share," she writes, in a card signed "Steve, Blanche, Reece and Bennett."
• In their email to Franken supporters, Franni declares, "Thanksgiving at our house is all about the food."
She shares the family's favorite recipes, and hearkens back to the similar and successful 2007 campaign attempt.
"While some of you may have tried these in the past, our list of supporters has grown so much since then, we wanted to send them out again for everyone to enjoy," she said.
Franni said she would change it up, but "Al has already informed me that changing the Thanksgiving menu is NOT change he can believe in."

On the list are AUNT CARLA'S PUMPKIN CORNBREAD, THOMASIN'S ROASTED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, FRANNI'S PUREED BUTTERNUT SQUASH, AL'S WILD RICE STUFFING and a bonus - the FRANKEN FAMILY POST-THANKSGIVING TURKEY SANDWICH.
• The DSCC offers Democrats helpful tips for battling combative relatives "from the farthest right branches of your family tree" around the holiday table.
Their political email offers fictional quotes from Aunt Bertha, Uncle Frank and Cousin Larry about death panels, Medicare and global warming, and gives Democrats a "cribsheet" of policy talking points "that's easy to refer to under the tablecloth or during a well-earned bathroom break."
"Your Republican relatives will be rendered speechless," the DSCC writes.
• And in the odd category, Rep. Joe Wilson of "You Lie!" fame used Christmas as an excuse to collect email addresses.
His wife Roxanne said she wanted to add supporters to the Wilson family Christmas card list and directed them to a Web site where they could fill in their contact information - including a phone number for text messages, presumably of the more than Happy New Year variety.
• The DNC used the 13 million-strong Organizing for America list to blast out a personalized video greeting starring staffers and supporters from all over the country.
The video (mine here) closes with President Obama signing a "personalized" card to the viewer thanks to some new technology.
A source told TPMDC the site with the personalized videos received 5 million visits in its first week. Supporters have sent more than 1 million videos to their friends.

• There also is Senate candidate Sue Lowden (R-NV):

• Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) and wife Elizabeth:

Special thanks to TPM intern Amber van Natten for helping gather these images.
PhadScad
December 25, 2009 12:38 PM
What's with the 6-pointed snowflakes in the Palin card? Are they there to make sure that no one questions their intent to be offensive to Jews? We can't accuse them of ignorance when they include the Star of David so artfully in the background of their Xmas card.
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steppenwolf2
December 25, 2009 1:44 PM in reply to PhadScad
I wouldn't read too much into it. All snowflakes are 6-pointed.
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kaylaspop
December 25, 2009 7:18 PM in reply to PhadScad
Paranoid Much?
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ProgressiveInNewYork
December 26, 2009 10:03 AM in reply to PhadScad
You're giving WAY too much credit to her. She is unaware of anything, at all.
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ProgressiveInNewYork
December 26, 2009 10:04 AM in reply to PhadScad
You're giving WAY too much credit to her. She is unaware of anything, at all.
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Sailormarlowe
December 26, 2009 2:50 PM in reply to PhadScad
All patriotic Americans who support troops and Bill of Rights were happy & proud to receive Palin Family Christmas greeting via e-mail.
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Kuyleh
December 26, 2009 11:51 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
This former Soldier would call her the stupid bimbo she is to her face. I don't want her family's Christmas wishes. So what does that make me?
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farnsworth
December 27, 2009 12:37 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Did your mom type that for you?
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Beagle
December 26, 2009 4:30 PM in reply to PhadScad
This is probably the only accurate thing I ever saw associated with Palin... snow flaks are hexagonal crystal lattice.
Of course, if it was up to her it most likely would have had only three to signify the trinity myth.
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slb
December 28, 2009 2:50 PM in reply to Beagle
It's not the usual configuration, but it is possible for ice crystals to have 3 points or 12 points. What's not possible, of course, is for them to have 4 or 8.
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ScottMcC
December 26, 2009 4:56 PM in reply to PhadScad
Palin's card a Christian Zionist signal, hardly meant to be offensive to Jews.
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jeffgee
December 27, 2009 12:57 PM in reply to ScottMcC
I'm no defender of Sarah Palin but you're reading too much into this. Any clip art of snowflakes shows 6-sided crystals. It's physics, not a dogwhistle.
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Michael A
December 27, 2009 3:33 PM in reply to jeffgee
I didn't see the star of david thing until I read the posts. Then I saw it. Then I did a little searching on the web and you are right that it is physics. All snowflakes are variatiions of six pointed stars. Too funny how everyone sees a conspiracy associated with Rambo of the Northwest.
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hologram5
December 28, 2009 9:32 AM in reply to Michael A
Don't call her the "Rambo" of the NW as she is NOT from the NW. Seattle is Pac NW, she is from another planet that is NOT the NW.
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bogglesthemind
December 27, 2009 7:22 PM in reply to ScottMcC
Sarah knows you can't become Tool In Chief without AIPAC behind you.
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rac
December 29, 2009 11:22 AM in reply to PhadScad
While I am no fan of Palin's politics, I would point out that snowflakes almost always are 6-pointed, with a few that are 3- or 12-pointed. This is due to the chemistry of crystal formation from H2O (water) molecules. The common depictions of 5- and 8-pointed snowflakes are scientifically inaccurate. For a an interesting discussion of snowflake depictions and crystal chemistry, listen to the NPR story at:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121827582
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abaconut
December 25, 2009 2:55 PM
seriously, are Franken's recipes online? the pumpkin sounds wonderful, as does the squash--links please!
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abaconut
December 25, 2009 5:59 PM in reply to abaconut
http://tpt.blogs.com/almanac_producers/recipes/
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bheartlib
December 25, 2009 10:38 PM
I hate to be a picky person, but Kendrick Meek is running for the Senate. As a Democrat. He is a wonderful candidate, he started out as a State Trooper, got his law degree, and got elected to the state Senate.(I think). He worked very hard to get our class size amendment passed. It is a mandate on how large the classes will be...won over jebbush's monstrous objections. Florida schools are a very bad joke, and jeb started it all. Pig that he is. Kendrick is also qualifying by petition. That means he is going all over the state and getting people to sign the petition for him to run, rather than paying the fee. He is working hard..President Obama has recognized him as an up-and-coming person. A great candidate, and if anyone from Florida is reading...give him a little money. Alex Sink is running for Governor. She is the wife of Bill McBride who ran for Governor against jeb and lost in a freaking landslide that I do not believe really happened. I believe that jeb rigged that election. McBride may have lost, but it was not by a landslide. We all know that jeb knows how to cheat.
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slb
December 28, 2009 3:04 PM in reply to bheartlib
We all know that jeb knows how to cheat.
I am still intrigued by reports that when the major networks called Florida for Gore, G.W. Bush protested that it wasn't possible, that Jeb had assured him that they had Florida in hand. I can't find an exact quotation at the moment, but something about what he said always struck me as being more than just the normal doubt that his brother's reading might have been wrong, and was more an objection based on firm assurance that the fix was in.
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Verified
December 25, 2009 11:51 PM
Ha, just gave me a great idea. When your right wing dittohead relative spouts nonsense, ask him if he heard that from his "other cousin Larry."
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M. Digby IV
December 26, 2009 1:25 AM
For some reason I still have a 1984 Presidential candidate Fritz Mondale's family recipes. It is the funniest damn thing you ever saw.
How could he have lost?:D
Happy New Year,
MD IV
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waltersobchak
December 27, 2009 12:43 PM in reply to M. Digby IV
Where's the beef in those recipes?
sorry had to
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USgreentech
December 26, 2009 2:53 AM
The new Christmas tradition is the Shithead's in dc on the right are forced hard to the left.
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USgreentech
December 26, 2009 3:07 AM
Harry Reid is eating for christmas the sthings punks are throwing his way. Harry Reid won the dialectic of the time.
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JohnW1141
December 26, 2009 8:25 AM
A few years ago I tried Butternut Squash, slicing it and baking it, we didn't like it too much.
When I received the Franken Christmas Greeting with the Butternut Squash recipes I tried one, cutting the squash up into small cubes, adding the other ingredients and then baking them. They were a little burnt on the bottom but still they were pretty good. I'll do them again.
I also made the Pumpkin Corn Bread. It needed to be cooked a little longer as the center seemed a little undercooked, but all in all it was pretty good, good enough to make again.
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Marinus van der Lubbe
December 26, 2009 8:41 AM
Not to add to paranoia, but in Palin's card she does seem to be reaching out to what Louis Black would call her 'Jewy, Jewy friends' with her not too subtle snowflakes once again inversting in some End of Days whatever and evangelical apocalyptical event. Hey, she is inclusive. Semites look caucasian to her.
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CleveCal
December 26, 2009 11:51 AM
Interesting that Sarah Palin's card, though "signed" by her and her family, comes from her PAC.
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jeffgee
December 27, 2009 1:02 PM in reply to CleveCal
That's WAY more interesting than the speculation on the possible meaning of 6-sided snowflakes.
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USgreentech
December 26, 2009 12:09 PM
This is like learning jazz or putting that female touch on an outcome. Democrats are poised for large gains in 2010. I am happy about that. Story after story is a victory for the Democratic Party.
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USgreentech
December 26, 2009 6:29 PM
Rk hit in a big way. Democrats moving towards a landslide and a larger majority in the Senate in 2010. Democrats may sweep the congress.
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slb
December 28, 2009 3:07 PM in reply to USgreentech
Let's not adopt Karl Rove's math, OK? Over-optimistic projections gain us nothing. Democrats will probably lose some seats in 2010. Let's just hope it's not too many.
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HarpoSnarx
December 28, 2009 5:37 PM in reply to USgreentech
Ah Rahm, take the holidays off.
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bondwooley
December 27, 2009 12:11 PM
These are the Christmas cards, but what are the New Year's resolutions? And what if you could pick them.
Kill some time with the "Imposed Resolutions" poll:
http://bit.ly/llPZg
(just for fun)
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jeffgee
December 27, 2009 12:58 PM
My vote goes to Burris's rewrite of the Night Before Christmas. It was actually funny.
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Al
December 27, 2009 2:14 PM
Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) and wife Elizabeth ->
"Rep. Dennis Kucinich and wife Elizabeth - D'oh!"
there fixed.
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PhadScad
December 27, 2009 2:40 PM
Sure, Sarah's sitting around the tree saying "Those hexagonal crystal lattices look beautiful. I think I'll put some on my xmas card!" There is no question that a lot of thought went into those. Every word, especially the 'Merry Christmas' vs. 'Happy Holidays', was considered for political effect. It's crude, but I'm sure it was intentional.
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ignoreland
December 27, 2009 4:28 PM
Does Fox News know that Sarah has declared War on Christmas?
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nerdnam
December 27, 2009 10:05 PM
The strange thing about the Palin card isn't the six sided snowflakes, it's that all the six sided snowflakes are identical.
Read into that what you will....
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PaulieGooner
December 27, 2009 10:28 PM
I like Kucinich (except for the whole UFO stuff), but the picture of him and his wife is just hilarious. Talk about the odd couple. A goofy looking guy and an absolutely beautiful looking woman!
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USgreentech
December 30, 2009 12:53 AM
Nicer photos and videos would not be possible if it wasn't for Obama. Obama's views towards the media is a nice thing for constituents to experience.
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