
At today's conservative "Code Red" rally against the health care bill, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) rallied the faithful with a fun historical and literacy reference: "It's the charge of the light brigade!"
The fun part here is that the Light Brigade lost that famous battle of the Crimean War -- they lost it badly, sustaining heavy numbers of deaths and injuries. They are celebrated not for victory, but for their bravery in taking on truly insurmountable odds in a military disaster. It's hardly the sort of positive example that could truly rally the political faithful to success, is it?
Had Bachmann actually read about the Light Brigade, she might have understood this reference from the famous poem by Lord Tennyson:
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
When it comes to appreciating Tennyson, Bachmann is no Rod Blagojevich!
Michael A
December 15, 2009 2:17 PM
The charge of the light brigade is a reference to an exercise in futility. They charged against impossible odds in the face of assured annihilation and got slaughtered. Obviously, she doesn't know her history like most repukes who invoke Lincoln and Teddy. Teddy would be more liberal than the most "liberal" democrat in the house today. Lincoln would be going ballistic over the racist, dog whistle rhetoric from the repukes and how they are screwing the poor and middle class. Pathetic.
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Sailormarlowe
December 15, 2009 4:41 PM in reply to Michael A
Another "exercise in futility": Spartans at Thermopylae, Davey Crockett at Alamo. The British prevailed in Crimean War, by the way.
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ifthethunderdontgetya
December 15, 2009 8:29 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
"Not tho' the soldier knew, someone had blunder'd…
Would be the key phrase from the poem, not that Bachmann would have a clue.
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rynato
December 15, 2009 8:58 PM in reply to ifthethunderdontgetya
The charge of the light brigade is a reference to an exercise in futility. They charged against impossible odds in the face of assured annihilation and got slaughtered.
I find your ideas intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Headlight
December 15, 2009 11:26 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
What made it an exercise in futility is that the charge wasn't going in the right direction -- the order that had been given was ambiguous and the charge proceeded in the wrong direction. It wasn't that the odds were against the six hundred -- it was that they charged the wrong target. So maybe Bachmann's not so far off after all -- perhaps she's acknowledging that she's sending these followers off against the wrong foe.
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BluGrass
December 17, 2009 10:19 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
I want to see Bachmann quote Custer at Little Big Horn, or Lord Chelmsford at Rorke's Drift.
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Johnny E
December 17, 2009 8:04 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Shortly after I moved to Texas a guy from Colorado told me: "If the Alamo had a back door there wouldn't be a Texas."
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bignose
December 15, 2009 2:18 PM
Bonus Irony: The Tea-Partiers (Like the Light-Brigade chargers) are sent into battle on faulty orders from their incompetant leaders.
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hunter
December 15, 2009 3:00 PM in reply to bignose
Precisely. The backstory to the poem is in my opinion the most interesting part, and has a lot to do with officers who blindly followed orders even though they had better information than their superiors. Of course this was compounded by the fact that tactics at the time were generally decided by actual visual inspection of the battlefield, and orders carried on paper (in this case, the order was misinterpreted because of a difference in viewing perspectives) but still, it's a great parallel.
Also, while we're on the subject, check this out. It's Lord Tennyson himself reading the poem, as recorded on a very early wax cylinder in 1890. Of course it's pretty low-fidelity, but it sure is neat...
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mans_best_friend
December 15, 2009 3:54 PM in reply to hunter
Cavalry officers of the day usually got their rank not by merit but by birth and position.
So you see, the more you look at it the more apt the comparison becomes.
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31tudor
December 15, 2009 4:56 PM in reply to bignose
Bingo!
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tiowally
December 15, 2009 2:27 PM
If only she had first consulted America's preeminent historian, Dana Perino.
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tiowally
December 15, 2009 2:52 PM in reply to tiowally
On second thought, maybe she did.
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chimpale
December 15, 2009 2:44 PM
Atta girl, Michelle! Lead all your little baggers and birthers into the mouth of Hell. Seeya!
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yokem55
December 15, 2009 2:47 PM
Off-topic but my college English poetry book included a cd-rom and on that disc was copy of a wax cylinder recording of Tennyson reading The Charge of the Light Brigade. That was a very creepy thing to hear. Ooh it looks like you can listen to it on the poem's wikipedia entry.
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barrelhse
December 15, 2009 10:47 PM in reply to yokem55
Even MORE off topic, a 60's album by Pearls Before Swine featured a brief cameo by Trumpeter Landfrey of the Light Brigade, sounding the charge as he played it that day, on the very same bugle. (He musta run the other way after the last, crisp note of the original, clutching his horn)
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jsdc007
December 15, 2009 2:54 PM
Does this woman ever do any real work besides ladling on a pound of clown makeup every morning and screaming nonsense before her posse of morons?
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Walter Mitty
December 15, 2009 2:56 PM
And it went over the head of 99% of the people in the audience and on the stage with her.
Also nice slam on the hearing impaired. "I guess they must be deaf...".
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chimpale
December 15, 2009 4:41 PM in reply to Walter Mitty
Of course, these are the same people who think that "czar" is a Communist title.
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Kuyleh
December 15, 2009 3:14 PM
Irony. And, hopefully, prophecy.
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WaitWut?
December 15, 2009 3:22 PM
This is why I support a Palin/Bachmann '12 ticket.
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jeffgee
December 15, 2009 3:24 PM
More like the Charge of the White Brigade.
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pppwww
December 15, 2009 4:08 PM in reply to jeffgee
exactly
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Steve
December 15, 2009 4:17 PM in reply to jeffgee
Or "White Tirade"...just go away, already! Oy.
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Peter Principle
December 15, 2009 3:27 PM
All the world wondered -- how such a brainless twit manages to handle the complex business of breathing.
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rmwarnick
December 15, 2009 3:37 PM
Not only was the famous charge at the Battle of Balaclava a disaster, it was a MISTAKE, the result of a misunderstood order.
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hologram5
December 15, 2009 3:57 PM
It is really sad how these people have been misled. The Tea Party's inception was brought about by Ron Paul to protest the IRS and Taxes as well as the Fed Reserve. Then along come these douchebags that took a fine principal and warped it into something unholy. They have no idea how they have been lied to and twisted into God only knows. It is doubly sad how these people that call themselves Christians project such hatred and it is only self loathing that they are projecting. They hate themselves and their surroundings to the point that they wish for everyone to be as miserable. Misery loves company.
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tiowally
December 15, 2009 4:19 PM in reply to hologram5
I wouldn't necessarily characterize it as "sad." More like pure "wonderfulness," not to mention comedy gold.*
*Until, of course, they become completely unhinged and the firearms come out.
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CityGuy
December 15, 2009 4:12 PM
"....Into the valley of death rode the Tea-Baggers!" Hey it IS sort of stirring, isn't it?
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Sailormarlowe
December 15, 2009 4:35 PM
Michele Bachmann is a brave, unbowed lady with a champion's heart. In fact, the British were victorious in the Crimean War, although the "Charge" was a dumb tactical move. The defenders of the Alamo "lost", too, but later on, Mexico lost Texas. Michele is a fighter, and a strategic visionary.
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31tudor
December 15, 2009 5:00 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Give me a break!
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Kuyleh
December 16, 2009 12:46 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
You could probably be the richest person in the world if you sold whatever crack you sustain yourself with.
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Minne sconsin
December 16, 2009 7:53 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Really good snark.
It is snark, isn't it?
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tweakyd
December 15, 2009 5:43 PM
Play Michelle Bachmann off, Keyboard Cat!
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wellstone
December 15, 2009 6:05 PM
The original Charge wasn't a "Dumb Tactical Move" you moron.
It was a total, absolute, horrible fuckup; which is what inspired Tennyson when he read the account in the Times of London in 1854, Gallantry at the service of evil, incompetent imbeciles, sorta like the leaders of the Tea Parties.
It's a poem about the total waste of the most gallant, bravest light cavalry in a charge that was never ordered, never meant to happen, and which resulted in the death, wounding or capture of 2/3 of the Light Brigade.
With apologies:
"What tho' the Wingnuts knew, Bachmann had blundered?
Stormed at with shots of jell, while Bachmann's pretzels fell,
Into the Capitol Well, rode the Trailer Trash from Hell,
With those biker idiots, from Rolling Thunder!!
How can their Glory fade?
Tomorrow on Fox and Friends
They will toast their wingnut legends:
Arrested to no good ends!!
But with Guest shots on Beck and Sean, their Glory will go on!!
Until the call comes in, From their handler with Armey's PIN
With Commands: "On the Bus Again!! Onwards, Onwards!!
the Wingnut 600!!
The Charge of the Light Kool-Aid.
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manyamile
December 15, 2009 6:58 PM
"charge of the light brained dame"
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USgreentech
December 15, 2009 7:48 PM
I would not go with her in the conservative movement.
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jjdjjd
December 15, 2009 8:10 PM
ohoh, i saw that movie, errol flynn starred. the light brigade got slaughtered. another one of those 'british moral victories'.well, keep a stiff upper lip.
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USgreentech
December 15, 2009 8:11 PM
I'm tired of hearing from the lady. She should resign.
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Bruce Webb
December 15, 2009 11:43 PM
Ooh boy.. If Michelle wasn't so bone-headed and her followers too she would invoke a charge led by a future Republican President that actually succeded in making such a charge.
Theodore Roosevelt in fact led the voluntteer Rough Rider Cavalry Regiment, supported by the 10th Cavalry 'Buffalo Soldiers' (an African-American regiment led by 'Black Jack' Pershing, later head of the American Expeditionary Force in WWI) up San Juan Hill to victory and ultimately the Vice Presidency and then the Presidency.
Of course course Teddy ended up busting the Trusts, establishing the National Park System, and perhaps worst of all sharing a last name with distant cousin FDR which if Bachman. Is even dimly aware of history may have been a bridge too far for our gal pal Michelle, but at least unlike Lord Cardigan managed to win.
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Walter Mitty
December 15, 2009 11:45 PM
This is Steele-as-Cow-on-the-tracks-with-the-train-coming stupid.
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mfalco
December 16, 2009 11:00 AM
Nobody hates myself more than me right now, but it just goes to show the lack of originality and basic research coming from the far right. She clearly swiped that reference from the movie "Blind Side" (I know, my grandmother wanted to see it and I thought I would humor her by taking her over Thanksgiving). Bachmann, who clearly has no understanding of the historic context of that fight, saw the Tennyson poem in the movie and thought "this will make me look like an intellectual superior." Without of course, ever reading the poem to make sure the comparison holds. (And, note, the movie also completely twisted the poem into being about standing strong in the face of challenges and not the folly of bad leadership).
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