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Bachmann: 'We Need To Start Literally Banging Garbage Lids Together' Against Health Care Bill


Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

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During an appearance on a right-wing Internet radio show on Monday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) called upon voters who oppose the health care bill to get loud.

"Well I couldn't agree with you more, as to the timing and the sense of urgency," Bachmann told a caller to the show, Hot Tea Radio. "That's why with everything within us we need to start literally banging garbage lids together, to create enough noise so that our neighbors and our co-workers realize where the time clock is at this point, because the second hand is literally banging up against 11:59 on the clock on freedom when it comes to health care."

Bachmann also ventured into the same area of discussion as the "death panels," warning that the health care bill is really a plot to have the government seize the money involved in health care and then cut off treatment for the elderly.

"But even more importantly, government is desperate for more tax revenue, and that's what they're looking to do -- bring more tax revenue in," said Bachmann. "And that's another reason why they want to own your health care, because they want to be able to shut off your access to health care, so that they don't have to pay for it. Because remember in the health care bill, they're going to cut $500 billion out of Medicare, and that's why senior citizens are so nervous right now, because they realize they're looking at rationing and cutting off care in the future."

(Via the Minnesota Independent)

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March 10, 2010 11:02 AM   

Why do people use "literally" to mean the opposite of literally?

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March 10, 2010 11:17 AM    in reply to mans_best_friend

This is my great pet peeve, but I am not certain that Rep Bachmann is actually guilty of misusing "literally" here. It would make sense to read her words to mean that folks should march in the streets and bang together trash can lids to attract attention to her cause. On the other hand, John Boehner recently illustrated the point you are trying to make nicely when he said:


let us literally dictate a new bill word-for-word, or die

What a choice...

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March 10, 2010 11:20 AM    in reply to A Missouri voter

It's Michele Bachmann - she meant literally. Trash lid parade, anyone?

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March 10, 2010 11:56 AM    in reply to Rick Jones

thank god they are all plastic now, it shouldn't be too anoying.

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March 10, 2010 12:07 PM    in reply to Rick Jones

Maybe she wants a parade in which people bang trash-can lids.

But she's still misusing "literally" in saying:
"the second hand is literally banging up against 11:59 on the clock on freedom"

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March 10, 2010 12:32 PM    in reply to Eric Jaffa

Maybe she actualy has a Freedom Clock that is broken - stuck at 11:59 with the second hand just clicking back and forth, but time can't move forward. What she doesn't realize is that passing health insurance/health care reform will be part of what fixes the freedom clocks of us all. Damn, now I'm starting to sound like her.

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March 10, 2010 3:35 PM    in reply to Rick Jones

if she literally did that, it would make her twice as articulate as now. literally.

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March 10, 2010 12:06 PM    in reply to A Missouri voter

Well, in fairness, there's some ambiguity here. She might mean that republicans should get together and all masturbate with garbage can lids. Kinda weird, but consider Vitter. These people are into some weird shit.

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March 10, 2010 12:12 PM    in reply to mans_best_friend

Reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIww1VRY7Y
Literally...

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March 10, 2010 11:04 AM   

What a perfect example of the Toddler Party at work.

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March 10, 2010 11:09 AM    in reply to jeffgee

Even better - The Terrible Twos Party.

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March 10, 2010 11:11 AM   

CLONK CLONK CLONK CLONK

That's what it would sound like, since most garbage cans nowadays are made of plastic. I kind of doubt Lowe's would have enough metal can lids to supply a teabagger rally.

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March 10, 2010 11:14 AM   

She's a genius. From now on, when someone asks me for the time, I'll respond, "What time is it? Don't you mean where is the time clock?"

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March 10, 2010 11:15 AM   

Garbage, Michelle Bachman.

Same thing.

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March 10, 2010 12:16 PM    in reply to jsdc007

There are any number of mind boggleingly stupid things that the far right does on a daily bases ... but considering that there are REAL items within Heath Care Reform that could be opposed for one reason or another (no mater how misguided), why do these people insist on MAKING UP stuff to oppose?
The whole "Dems just want to use HCR to get more tax money out of you." is just grade school level ridiculous.

If these hateful rightwingers spent half as much time and energy trying to be constructive and shape HCR that they could at least tolerate instead of making up batshit crazy stuff to oppose ... voters from all sides of the spectrum would be better off.

Ahhh, but selling hate and divisiveness is so much easier for them. :(

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March 10, 2010 11:17 AM   

Fine. Just make sure her goat-eyed head is in between said banging lids.

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March 10, 2010 12:50 PM    in reply to darkrhyme

I was thinking the same thing -

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March 10, 2010 1:25 PM    in reply to darkrhyme

Ditto.

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March 10, 2010 11:18 AM   

Just don't smash your fingers if you don't have health insurance.

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March 10, 2010 11:18 AM   

So if she's against HCR because it "cuts off Medicare", what does she think of the Ryan budget? ;)

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March 10, 2010 11:21 AM   

Beautiful Michele Bachmann, looking sexy & talking sense. That lady know she fine.

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March 10, 2010 12:08 PM    in reply to Sailormarlowe

I don't know why I'm bothering. But, why can you never speak about women without pointing out their looks? I figure either you're sexist, or you're so insecure in your sexuality you have to point out how much you like women. Either way, Bachmann's still a fucking nutbag. And Palin, also too.

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March 10, 2010 12:15 PM    in reply to gayinmt

Just laugh at sailormarlowe... enjoy the comedy.

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March 10, 2010 12:35 PM    in reply to lousgirl84

Meaningless Mudbrain Michelle....mouth wide and screaming like a cow's labia on fire...
It's 11:59 on the Clock of Freedom, yet
it's only 3 p.m. on the Clock of Subsidy for her family farm...
So far to the tune of 250K...and she wont stop that clock!!

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March 10, 2010 1:19 PM    in reply to gayinmt

Awww. Don't be so hard on Sailor. He's typing with one hand.

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March 10, 2010 6:02 PM    in reply to Brownbagger

EW.

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March 10, 2010 11:23 AM   

The cans are now all plastic with non detachable lids ,even in her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa which is represented in congress by a progressive Democrat. This is even worse than Bush I not knowing what a scanner is but I guess it's consistent with how behind the times she is with her thinking.

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March 10, 2010 11:34 AM   

This woman is a clanging, noisy garbage lid herself.

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March 10, 2010 11:42 AM   

I think she doesn't ask enough of our freedom-loving citizenry.

Granted, trashcan lids are a start.
But what about the waxpaper-comb harmonicas?
what about the washtub basses?
what about the jugs, the kazoos, the tambourines fashioned from dried beans and paper plates?

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March 10, 2010 12:08 PM    in reply to cole_dranx

LOL

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March 10, 2010 11:51 AM   

you know, we'll know these wackjobs are serious when they give up their "Government-run healthcare" in favor of that "better deal" that's waitin' out here in the real world............

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March 10, 2010 12:01 PM   

When I read that headline this is the first thing that popped into my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iQ2GM50ud0 . I can't imagine why.

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March 10, 2010 12:38 PM    in reply to londubh

Sifl and Olly was my free association:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjgNSLH2C9g

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March 10, 2010 12:15 PM   

Especially the plastic ones. You go, Michelle! Yer a genus!

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March 10, 2010 12:18 PM   

Why do people trash the government, even when they're part of it? I can't figure it out. She tells us the government is out to get us. They want more taxes. Those taxes pay her salary and her healthcare. WE pay her salary and her healthcare. I would much rather my taxes went to helping out sick people than paying this fucking crazy person's salary.

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March 10, 2010 12:47 PM    in reply to gayinmt

Dont forget paying her family farm's subsidy, so far to the tune of 250K.
She never brings that up...

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March 10, 2010 12:50 PM    in reply to gayinmt

Quite frankly, as a Unitarian Universalist I am quite sure that she, her Congressional fellow travelers, and any government operating by her principles, are in fact after me.

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March 10, 2010 1:11 PM    in reply to kenga

Hear, hear!

As a fellow UU, living in the Buckle of the Bible Belt I must agree. Bachmann and her ilk ARE out to get us.

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March 10, 2010 12:23 PM   

Her nuttiness must be a product of sexual frustration. You ever see her husband*?


*He's a "therapist" who claims he can "cure" the gays.

http://www.bachmanncounseling.com/counselors.html#marcus

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March 10, 2010 12:30 PM    in reply to ETSpoon

Has he cured himself?

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March 10, 2010 12:37 PM    in reply to darkrhyme

Look at her. My guess is no.

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March 10, 2010 12:26 PM   

What is she going to do if HCR actually passes and none of her predictions come true? Boy will she be embarrassed. Who the hell am I kidding? It's a GOP gift to just forget all the disproved craziness you were just uttering and finding a whole new batch of crazy to throw out there. My guess is in a year she'll be complaining it's not socialist enough.

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March 10, 2010 12:31 PM   

"the second hand is literally banging up against 11:59 on the clock on freedom"

LOL - the figurative second hand is literally banging on the figurative clock.

"we need to start literally banging garbage lids together"

My. She sure likes to talk about literally banging, doesn't she.

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March 10, 2010 12:32 PM   

Now I understand why my city has issued us all trash cans with lids that are attached....they don't want us to be able to stop the socialist takeover of this country with the mighty power of lid-banging.

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March 10, 2010 12:32 PM   

This is the same goat-eyed woman who claimed that the census was an unconstitutional infringement upon personal liberty.

Article 1, Section 2 of the United States constitution would beg to differ.

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March 10, 2010 12:37 PM   

I thought I spotted Oscar the Grouch at one of Bachmann's tea parties.

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March 10, 2010 12:43 PM   

I think that if we just put a new battery in the Clock of Freedom everything will be fine.

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March 11, 2010 8:26 AM    in reply to howie

Allowing this much gas to escape from the RNC may advance the doomsday clock.

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March 10, 2010 1:00 PM   

I'd like to bang Bachmann's head between two garbage lids myself.

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March 10, 2010 1:19 PM   

Bachmann is literally banging garbage lids together whenever her lips start moving.

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March 10, 2010 1:24 PM   

Don't discourage them. If they start banging garbage cans around I'll shoot and say I thought it was a skunk. I live in Arizona, so that's an acceptable excuse.

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March 10, 2010 6:44 PM   

Sure she won't have to go far to find trash lids!

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March 11, 2010 8:18 AM    in reply to GTFOOH

She doesn't know anything about trash cans or lids. Have you heard her talk about anything? She's a mannequin, from the same mold as Ann Coulter. In a cynical switcheroo, the blond got the literacy. Both got horse faces.

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