
Appearing on Glenn Beck's TV show, former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) bluntly admitted that his resignation, over allegations of sexual harassment, was his own fault.
"I wasn't forced out. I forced myself out. I failed," said Massa. "I didn't live up to my own codes. I own this. I take full and complete responsibility for my misbehavior. And goodness only knows what allegations they're gonna throw at me. There's even new ones today and we're gonna talk about that."
"Now they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did," Massa also said. "Not only did I grope him. I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday."
"I should have never allowed myself to be as familiar with my staff as I was, I never translated my days in the Navy to being a Congressman," Massa said.
Beck asked Massa whether he ever groped members of his staff sexually. "No," said Massa. "When you take things out of context in D.C., this is what it's all about"
Massa also stood by his descriptions of lewd conduct that he has said routinely occurs in the Navy. Beck joked that perhaps Massa could show him a "tickle fight" in the Navy.
"I'm gonna show you a lot more than tickle fights," said Massa. He also added: "Can you imagine transporting back to this today? It looks like an orgy in Caligula. And anybody that's been in the Navy knows it."
Massa maintained that he had initially decided not to run again for Congress due to health concerns. He also showed recent x-rays, saying that it was not known whether spots in the x-rays were scar tissue or tumors: "My wife, doctors have been asking me from day one not to run." It was then the increasing level of accusations regarding alleged harassment that caused him to resign, he said.
Massa also complained that the investigations against him have not followed any standards of secrecy: "It's the Potomac two-step."
Late Update: Massa began to give Beck the kinds of answers he would like to hear -- for example, calling for campaign finance reform, complaining about the party whip operation, and labor unions pressuring members to vote their way or else not receive campaign contribution -- which Massa said amounts to bribery -- and insisting that Rahm Emanuel tried to intimidate him in the House gym showers, etc.
When asked by Beck whether there were witnesses to the alleged shower event, which the White House has denied ever happened, Massa said: "I have no idea, I wasn't looking around."
But then he turned the tables on Beck. "Stop calling fellow Americans names. Calling fellow Americans names. Pejorative, insulting, socialist, communist, whatever the case may be - colorful names designed to emote emotion (sic)," said Massa.
Beck offered up the term "progressive" as a helpful example of another term he uses as an epithet.
"You can be a progressive and a fiscal conservative. I know we're going to have an argument, but you can be," said Massa. "But you can't show up at a Tea Party rally and claim that the entire budget deficit happened this year."
Beck eventually became very exasperated with the answers he was getting. "America, I've got to shoot straight with you. I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time that I've wasted an hour of your time."
During his closing remarks for the hour, Beck said: "This is why I said, 'I'm sorry, I wasted your time.' We learned a lot, I think. But what we learned I don't think affects you at all. From New York, good night America."
AhTrini1
March 9, 2010 5:39 PM
What a load of hogwash!
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rynato
March 9, 2010 8:12 PM in reply to AhTrini1
"Not really grope him. I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday."
Nothing gay about that, no sir.
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Cal Gal
March 9, 2010 8:48 PM in reply to rynato
Shut Beck up. LOL.
Dumb and Dumber, live on Faux TV!
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Rick Jones
March 9, 2010 9:44 PM in reply to rynato
"familiar with my staff," as in I can tell them apart blindfolded by touching any of their body parts at all. Of course, it was just a game I made them play, and I shouldn't have done it, but it wasn't all gay or anything.
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mcc
March 9, 2010 5:40 PM
D:
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eve cairo
March 9, 2010 5:43 PM
I wonder who got him to change his story again. To say he wasn't forced out.
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Dennis M
March 9, 2010 5:45 PM
Beck is clearly frustrated and disappointed. He was hoping for usable dirt on Obama and the Dems, but all he's getting is Massa's disjointed, rambling narrative.
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counter coulter
March 9, 2010 5:47 PM
Is there a Golden Duke category for Most Flip-Flops in a Season?
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AndrewT
March 9, 2010 6:43 PM in reply to counter coulter
Definitely a strong canidate.
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ariseatex
March 9, 2010 5:53 PM
"Not really grope him. I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday."
Doesn't six guys qualify as a gay orgy? If that's how I spend my 50th birthday, I'll die a happy man.
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ClosetLuddite
March 9, 2010 6:40 PM in reply to ariseatex
No doubt! I think that's a fine way to spend a birthday! Of course I'm never running for elected office...
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psyclone
March 9, 2010 5:55 PM
Sorry, there's no way you can make me watch a clip of GLENN FUCKING BECK. I'll just have to assume he's still as big of an assclown as he appears to be from those few Daily Show and Colbert snippets I've seen.
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Cal Gal
March 9, 2010 8:53 PM in reply to psyclone
THIS interview is definitely worth watching. Trust me. I just saw several clips on Countdown.
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slb
March 10, 2010 1:38 AM in reply to Cal Gal
What was shown on Countdown was definitely worth seeing. I was hooting with laughter the whole time!
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FreeRider
March 9, 2010 6:00 PM
>>"I wasn't forced out. I forced myself out. I failed," said Massa. >>
Is this the 5th or 6th version of the story? I'm losing track.
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lousgirl84
March 9, 2010 10:29 PM in reply to FreeRider
LMAO. I've lost count too - I just saw snippets of him on Glen Beck.
Oy vey iz mir!!!!
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Kaha
March 9, 2010 6:00 PM
This whole thing is Rahm's fault. He told Messa to "be likeable". The poor guy took that the wrong way. Rahm, must be fired.
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cinesimon
March 9, 2010 7:09 PM in reply to Kaha
EH?
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twirling fartknocker
March 9, 2010 6:02 PM
nothing to see here. move along
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elle a
March 9, 2010 6:53 PM in reply to twirling fartknocker
oh please. if it was that simple he wouldn't have to resign over it.
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ondioline
March 9, 2010 6:09 PM
I'm with psyclone. I don't want Beck to get the ego boost of having anyone see his video. But based on the transcript, it would seem Massa hasn't learned anything:
"I'm gonna show you a lot more than tickle fights."
Really, dude? Have you not learned anything?
Fracking and tousling... Let me know if you need help playing with your schlong... I'm gonnna show you a lot more than tickle fights? For his own sake, someone should escort this clown off the stage...
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eve cairo
March 9, 2010 6:09 PM
His new turnaround is due to the great washington post piece coming out BEFORE Beck's show. Otherwise I'm sure we'd still have been treated to more salty sailor nonsense. Yar.
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eve cairo
March 9, 2010 6:12 PM
According to something just on the WaPo website:
Asked by Beck whether there were any "Tiger Woods" phone or text messages that would come out, Massa replied, "I'm sure there are text messages" because he bantered back and forth with his staff.
Massa said he had lived in Washington with single male staffers, "all the bachelors and me," until his chief of staff objected. "So I moved into my office," he told Beck.
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FreeRider
March 9, 2010 6:32 PM in reply to eve cairo
OMG! He said that?! LMAO!
I'm taking bets on how long that beard marriage will last.
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slb
March 10, 2010 1:42 AM in reply to eve cairo
He told Larry King that he hadn't seen his wife "functionally" in -- several months, I think it was. "Functionally"??? I don't think I want to parse that too closely!
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Matt Jones
March 9, 2010 6:18 PM
Anybody want to take a bet on how long before the Massa twinks-and-meth video comes out? I give it a month, tops.
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IndyLinda
March 9, 2010 6:22 PM
The most outrageous thing in this article was Glenn Beck's claim that this is the first time he's ever wasted an hour of someone's time. Happens daily, folks.
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FreeRider
March 9, 2010 6:31 PM
Hilarious. Beck brought this lying dog on his show to try and embarrass Democrats and got punked.
Massa looked like a fool and he made Beck look like a fool for believing he would get something legitimate out of it.
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nfbloch
March 9, 2010 6:33 PM
Pat Buchanan just said that the only thing we learned today from the Massa/Beck interview is that there's arm twisting in Washington D.C. LOL.
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ariseatex
March 9, 2010 8:29 PM in reply to nfbloch
Oh my God, I agree with Pat Buchanan on something? I feel dirty.
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OhioMan
March 9, 2010 6:40 PM
Glenn, I have news. This is hardly the first time you have wasted an hour of your viewers' time!
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xargaw
March 9, 2010 6:56 PM
For the first time Beck was right. He wastes your time if you listen to him.
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mycomment
March 9, 2010 7:05 PM
good grief. and i gave money to the guy.
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FDRdog
March 9, 2010 7:22 PM in reply to mycomment
I don't think I would admit it if I were you. ;0)
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Atlas Scruggs
March 9, 2010 10:18 PM in reply to mycomment
Yeah, Massa was an Orange to Blue candidate twice, and a fairly popular one as I recall.
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zonk
March 10, 2010 7:51 AM in reply to Atlas Scruggs
He was - and I donated to him twice (both 2006, when he lost - and 2008, when he won).
It's the danger of donating from afar - liked his platform, liked the fact that he wasn't apologetic about having progressive stances, and above all - thought he'd be a better member of Congress than Shotgun Kuhl. I'm staying local from now on - if only because I'll have more info at my disposal than an online platform, a few web postings, and the occasional clip.
I will say this, though -- Massa lost me last summer, when he joined the purity patrol.
The whole thing is tragic - but the upside - maybe there are tickle fight tapes with him AND Dennis Kucinich... would almost make it all worthwhile.
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bvd
March 9, 2010 7:16 PM
Retard and Retardeder.
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mycomment
March 9, 2010 7:30 PM
seriously, is he losing his mind..
are there some wacky behaviors associated with the cancer he has and/or the prescribed drugs he's likely taking.
does he not know when to s.t.f.u?
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emjayay
March 9, 2010 7:35 PM
"Batchelor" or "single male" staffers in DC? Gay.
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AdAbsurdum
March 9, 2010 8:15 PM
Certainly not the next turncoat for the G.O.P. a la
Dick Morris.
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itheuser
March 9, 2010 8:41 PM
Wow, Beck was right. What a waste of time.
What's sad is that the of these failed Conservative witch-hunts have likely done very little to damage the GOP's reputation with their constituency. The GOP doesn't need a good reputation. Fear can make a person forget many things.
When it comes to a culture war, you keep slinging the shit until some of it sticks.
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mass_murdock
March 9, 2010 8:43 PM
How can you say the interview was a waste of time? We got "navy tickle fight" out of it. Awesome. Good work, Beck, keep it up.
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GTFOOH
March 9, 2010 8:50 PM
Whack on Whack crime!
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Cal Gal
March 9, 2010 8:51 PM
"I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time that I've wasted an hour of your time."
Yes to the first sentence. NOT to the second one.
A true laff riot. Beck was stunned, stunned I tell you, that Massa wasn't following Beck's expected script. This was hilarious.
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chimpale
March 9, 2010 10:15 PM
I just saw it. You can't tell what had happened by reading the transcript, you'd really have to see it. Massa actually sounded reasonable. He even openly admitted what was becoming apparent, that he never fully made the transition between what passes for appropriate behavior on a Navy ship and what it should be in a congressman's office.
I'm sure it wasn't Massa's intention, but it still came off as if he had snookered Beck. And, for all the stupid things he's said lately, I thought it was great that he could get in a pitch for campaign reform, saying that nothing could get fixed in Washington until campaign financing did.
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fkaZk0sm0
March 9, 2010 10:46 PM in reply to chimpale
that's not any kind of admission. that's denial, of the deepest sort.
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FreeRider
March 10, 2010 1:32 AM in reply to chimpale
Massa sounded reasonable? Now, THAT'S funny!
I watched it and I couldn't disagree more.
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lousgirl84
March 10, 2010 8:30 AM in reply to FreeRider
Good morning FreeRider. I didn't see the entire show but I did see what they showed of it on countdown. Massa was pathetic - what loser - and Beck was so frustrated because Massa wouldn't give names, places and dates.
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FreeRider
March 10, 2010 9:21 AM in reply to lousgirl84
I think Beck was frustrated because he realized Massa COULDN'T give names, places and dates. That he was a lying blowhard. But whatever frustrates Beck, I'm all for.
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Dorn76
March 9, 2010 10:22 PM
Beck, rush, boehner, etc all hoped to get a story they could use out of this guy, and he did not deliver. Hilarious to watch Beck realize this wasn't anything he could use to support his fantasies. I actually kinda liked Massa from what I saw, but luckily I'm not ticklish.
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Fitgerald
March 9, 2010 11:43 PM
Hard hitting journalism Beck...cess pool diver.
Massa should have just went with the Farmer Fran cajun accent and said "home is where you make it", and Beck could have slipped in the standard reply "you want to see Rahm naked?"...
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Tortoise
March 10, 2010 1:06 AM
Well, maybe he wasn't forced out. But he's certainly out now!
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billpaustin
March 10, 2010 1:45 AM
Seems odd to me that he would go on Beck to say all this ....
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rbeats
March 10, 2010 3:11 AM in reply to billpaustin
Masa just played a troll in real life. I will give him props for that, since it takes much more cunning and balls to do that in real life than on a blog.
But I will only give him that.
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willp
March 10, 2010 2:55 AM
From the hallowed grounds of West Point in New York, to the barren combat grounds of Afghanistan, to the cautious lands along the Demilitarized Zone in South Korea.....
The Army is laughing it's ass off at the Navy right now. For Real. I mean literally about to piss themselves. Tickled and then Four Guys jumped me? There are now more than a few SEALs who can never go to Fort Bragg again. For Life.
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NotBornEveryMinute
March 10, 2010 3:23 AM
As he leaves the stage forever, it must be said:
Massa's in de Cold Ground.
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zonk
March 10, 2010 7:58 AM
Actually - since Beck normally spends an hour a day whipping up nutso conspiracy fervor, whoring the gold brokers and seed shops that pay him to hawk their crap, and generally doing everything possible to create a world rife with McVeighs and Kaczynskis - I would say this was actually an hour well spent, at least in relative terms.
Maybe last night, there was one less FEMA camp addled moron stockpiling ammo and mumbling about brown people taking over the world.
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regular_joe
March 10, 2010 8:10 AM
True. But on the subject of fail, compared to Beck, you're a piker.
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maildls
March 10, 2010 9:57 AM
As an Army veteran, just let me say, this confirms everything I
ever suspected about the Navy.
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