Colorado Republican Dan Maes: Dem's Support For Bikes Is A U.N. Plot

Does any of this make any sense????? The is just a guy trying to get votes from those who would never register to vote in the first place. You understand that voter registration is a left wing plot to target and identify people for jury duty and indoctrination.

" . . . you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty"

Are you aware of an institution known as the United States Senate, you f**king moron?

And we all know that the only thing the U.N. is good for is to supply a resolution covering our ass when we want to beat on some other country. Other than that they should just STFU until we call on them again, right?

Anybody else find that smile more like a grimace? I fear to speculate on what's causing him to make that face.

This is the fruition of the GOP's strategy of fear and bigotry.They are stuck with and to an extent have been taken over by the fruit-loop brigade -Angle,Rand Paul,Bachman,Emmer(Mn Guv cand).It all but guarantees that their gains in November will be quite modest, historically, given all the sound and the fury.

So, the UN cannot stop Hutus from massacring Tutsis or force Israel to do pretty much anything, but they are going to bring the United States to heel by getting us to ride bikes and take showers at work. Okay, buddy you got my support.

TPM readers do a lot of mouth agape fulminating about guys like Maes, but despite their setbacks, they are in the ascendancy and will continue to be unless the Dems get their political act together. They work harder to please the sensibilities of the New York Times Editorial Board, who would be behind them in everything that counts, than those pissant local papers owned by rich families where an alarmingly large number of voters the news they don't get from Fox.

Take the whole Bush tax thing. Why isn't every Dem that has a stake in this thing out there saying we are willing to keep the tax breaks that apply to 98% of you, but the R's won't let us unless we keep them for Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, who don't even want them? Say it, say it, and say it again, like they do on Fox Nuts, and your message will get through. I cannot stand how the Dems treat politics like it's an graduate seminar in government by wonk. The same is true in how they are handling the auto manufacturing thing. Where's the families with chronically sick spouses and kids who are getting their treatments because GM stayed open and paid back loans with interest?

Don't be fooled—Communistic approaches to bicycling are only the first wave. Soon, the UN will be sending black ops paratroopers down your chimney and through your windows to extract your precious bodily fluids by force, and Obama will be issuing the orders while dressed in his Kenyan witch doctor costume.

If only the republican's had been so willing to see our bicycle industry shipped off shore... it's all a communist conspiracy!

I just quickly perused three blogs vilified and hated by the right wing as far leftist/liberal/progressive: DailyKos, TPM, and Think Progress, which is supported in part by liberal bogeyman George Soros. Oddly enough, there isn't a single mention anywhere on those far-lefty sites about anything having to do with a purported invasion of Costa Rica. Meanwhile, GOP candidates for major state and federal office are continually threatening secession or hinting at resorting to "Second Amendment remedies" if they don't get what they want. So much for your equivalence notions.

In spite of the fact that the Republican party is dominated by fringe lunatics, there is a better than even chance that they will control Congress after the mid-terms (of course they already control the Senate, so nothing changes there). The only issue is the amount of damage they will inflict on the country before they are voted out again in 2012.

Maes and MacGuinness are both so damaged that the Colorado Governor will be Hickenlooper. The only other question here in Colorado is whether the Republican party is so damaged that the Senate seat will stay in Democratic hands as well. In that race we have a corrupt mainstream candidate (Norton) running against a TeaBagger (Buck), choice is bad or worse on that side.

IF IT WAS UP TO THE UN WE WOULDN'T HAVE INVADED IRAQ YOU NUTTY LIBURALS!!

Thank Gawd, THE GOP, and the Supreme Court we had George W. Bush to start the illegal war anyway, DON'T NEED NO UN PERMISSION SLIP TO DRIVE BIKERS OFF THE HIGHWAY, OR TO GET SADDAM!

My GOD! Why. . . I just taught my son how to ride his first bike, little did I know I was actually indoctrinating him in the coming One World Government!

"These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to."

Adding, "I have it on good authority that the Masons are behind everything you think you know. Not to mention the Jews control the global banking system."

Isn't it about time the GOP asks itself why it keeps attracting these idiots? Oh yea, "birds of a feather:...

Dan Maes is against riding bicycles but not against sniffing bicycle seats.

These guys are drama writers extraordinaire. They can find a conspiracy under every rock.
Not that I don't believe a few myself, especially the big money rules the world one. But these guys can even find evil in bike riding. That is an accomplishment.
The fact that they are so opposed to any kind of unity is also par for the course.
There's no better way to divide than by using the canard about individualism and at the same time Beckize group efforts and social movements.
They fool fewer and fewer people every day.

Next week - local humane societies are fronts for Communists!! Everyone knows that REAL Amerrrikkkans hate kittens.

This country is going down the shitter.

Democrats are no prize but crackpots like this shouldnt be competitive let alone ahead in the polls.