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Stephen Colbert

Colbert: Jesus Opposed Gay Marriage So Much He Was Speechless About It


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Thursday was still "reeling" from President Obama's announcement this week that "he is gay."

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Topics: Barack Obama, Gay Marriage, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Claire McCaskill Doesn't Fall For Colbert's Entrapment Prank


Stephen Colbert and Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO)

Stephen Colbert thinks Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill (D) has a lot to answer for after launching an "attack ad against attack ad launchers."

So he had the senator do just that, inviting her on The Report to talk about all the "secret money" pouring into politics.

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Topics: Claire McCaskill, Stephen Colbert, super pac, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Relies On Joe Biden For 'Comic Relief'


Stephen Colbert

The only thing that helps Stephen Colbert stomach President Obama's "socialist policy" is his sidekick -- Vice President Joe Biden.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Mocks Paul Ryan's Budget Cuts To The Poor


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Tuesday turned from politics to policy, focusing on House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan's budget.

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Topics: Catholic Bishops, Paul Ryan, Stephen Colbert, budget, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Takes Down Fox News Over Fabricated Obama Quote


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Monday took Fox and Friends' "chief friend" Steve Doocy to task for fabricating a quote by President Obama.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Celebrates Being One Of The World's Most Influential People


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Thursday celebrated being featured in TIME magazine's 100 most influential people in the world list.

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Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama Celebrates 'Joining Forces' Anniversary On The Colbert Report


First Lady Michelle Obama on the Colbert Report Wednesday night.

The last time Michelle Obama stopped by The Colbert Report, she was potentially the next First Lady of the United States. Four years later, she is the first lady. "That's called the Colbert bump," Stephen Colbert told First Lady Michelle Obama on Wednesday.

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Topics: Michelle Obama, Stephen Colbert, colbert report, military veterans

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Tweets Like 'Cyber Punk' Chuck Grassley


Stephen Colbert

No Republican tweets better than 78-year-old "cyber punk" Senator Chuck Grassley, Stephen Colbert said Tuesday. Case in point, Grassley's tough tweet over the weekend: "Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law."

"Tough talk? Sure," Colbert said. "Tough to understand? Oh yeah. But I believe Grassley's just proving he's a fiscal conservative by refusing to buy a vowel."

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Topics: Chuck Grassley, Stephen Colbert, colbert report, twitter

Stephen Colbert

Colbert: The Economy Is Not Getting 'More Better Any Faster'


Stephen Colbert

America's greatest days are still ahead, Stephen Colbert said on Thursday. That's why, every so often, he likes to remind viewers that they are not. "Otherwise Barack Obama might get credit for it."

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Topics: Stephen Colbert, economy, jobs, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Defends Pink Slime


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert is ashamed of liberals who all of a sudden have "beef with beef." More specifically, it's "pink slime," the filler commonly used in ground beef and recently in the public eye.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Sells Kit To Start Your Own Colbert Super PAC


Stephen Colbert

Responding to a college student at the University of Texas in Austin, Stephen Colbert on Thursday unveiled his Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, an all-inclusive kit to help students across the nation's campuses start their own Colbert super PACs.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert: 'Obamacare' Is Dead!


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Wednesday had reason to celebrate: "'Obamacare' is dead!" he declared.

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Topics: Stephen Colbert, health care reform, obamacare, supreme court, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Is Worried About Obama's Nonexistent War On Guns


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Tuesday took on the war on guns that President Obama is not waging. A Fox News segment Colbert ran shows that gun sales are spiking ahead of the November election, because voters are apparently worried that Obama will crack down on guns. People are buying so many guns that supply is running low.

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Topics: Barack Obama, President Obama, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, gun control, guns, the colbert report

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Gives Fox News Host His Number


Stephen Colbert

Fox News' Eric Bolling claims to have a solution to America's rising gas prices problem. It's all there in a manila envelope. All President Obama has to do is give Bolling a call, and gas prices could go down by $1. What could possibly be in the envelope?

"Could it be a dollar?" Colbert wondered. "I have to know what's in there."

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert: 'Rush Will Do Anything With His Mouth For Cash'


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert, weighing in on the latest controversy surrounding Rush Limbaugh, says it takes a "slut" to know one.

Limbaugh, after smearing a Georgetown University law student who testified at a House hearing, has apologized for his poor choice of words. But not before more than a dozen companies pulled their advertisements from his program.

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Stephen Colbert

Nancy Pelosi And Colbert Discuss DISCLOSE Act, Contraception


Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Stephen Colbert

After vowing she would never be a guest on his show, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi stopped by the Colbert Report on Wednesday to discuss the DISCLOSE Act and the brouhaha over the Obama administration's contraception rule.

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Topics: DISCLOSE Act, Nancy Pelosi, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, birth control, colbert report, contraception

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert Addresses His Absence


Stephen Colbert addresses his brief hiatus.

Stephen Colbert is back! "Hi, how ya been?" Colbert asked the Colbert Report audience Monday after his brief hiatus. Colbert addressed his recent absence from the "national conversation" and depriving his viewers a look at his face.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Performs Dramatic Reenactment Of Obama's 'War On Religion'


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert, devout Catholic, despises President Obama's "war on religion." The administration's rule that health insurance companies provide contraception coverage is basically "forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass," Colbert said Tuesday.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Mocks Obama's 'Jay Leno In Chief' State Of The Union


Stephen Colbert

It's no surprise Stephen Colbert wasn't satisfied with President Obama's State of the Union address. Perhaps worst of all, it got in the way of Colbert's favorite television show, NCIS: Los Angeles.

"We know this country is in deep trouble, but this clown, to him it's all a big joke," Colbert said of Obama, rolling a clip of the president joking about crying over spilled milk.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert: Newt Gingrich Thinks I'm 'Brilliant'


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert was exhausted Monday. He was in Washington over the weekend, celebrating this year's Kennedy Center honorees: Broadway legend Barbara Cook, musician Neil Diamond, musician Sonny Rollins, actress Meryl Streep and cellist Yo-Yo Ma.

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Topics: Newt Gingrich, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

Colbert Report

Colbert: U.S. Troops Don't Sacrifice Enough Already


Stephen Colbert

No one appreciates American veterans' sacrifice more than Stephen Colbert. But why should Colbert keep honoring the troops if they're not still sacrificing when they come home?

That was the subject of Colbert's "The Word" segment on Thursday. Leaders of the House and Senate veterans' affairs committees sent a letter to the deficit super committee, voicing support for capping veterans' affairs funding.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Says Good Riddance To Occupy Wall Street


Stephen Colbert

Police on Tuesday morning evicted Occupy Wall Street protesters from their encampment in downtown Manhattan's Zuccotti Park. And Stephen Colbert says good riddance!

"Clearly their expression was prohibiting other expression," Colbert said Tuesday. "After all, when a drum circle starts in Zuccotti Park, all other music in New York stops."

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The Colbert Report

Colbert: Allow Concealed Guns In WI Capitol! (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert on Monday tipped his hat to Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) "for bringing a new freedom to America's dairy land": Guns in the state Capitol.

"Damn straight," Colbert said. "We have a right to bear arms in this country, and, like it or not, Wisconsin is still part of this country."

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Topics: Scott Walker, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Wisconsin , Wisconsin State Legislature

Colbert Report

Colbert To Occupy Wall Street: 'Go Home!' (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

America is "under attack" by the "Shockupy Wall Street" protests, Stephen Colbert said Thursday. And Oakland, California is ground zero for the "youth-stapo."

In Oakland on Tuesday, protesters sparred with law enforcement, throwing rocks and bottles at the police. So the cops were "forced" to respond with their own "improvised weapons," Colbert said: "tear gas canisters, flash grenades and bean-bag guns."

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Topics: Colbert Report, Occupy Wall Street, Stephen Colbert

2012 elections

Herman Cain Cancels Colbert Report Appearance

Herman Cain has canceled his scheduled appearance on the Colbert Report Wednesday, citing "a last minute scheduling conflict."

Show host Stephen Colbert had been hyping the appearance, which would have come after Cain challenged Colbert colleague Jon Stewart and amped up his rhetoric that critics have called anti-Muslim.

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Topics: 2012 Presidential Primaries, 2012 elections, Herman Cain, Stephen Colbert

Herman Cain

Amid Fox News Attacks On Jon Stewart, Herman Cain Heads For The Colbert Report

Herman Cain will be a guest on The Colbert Report on Thursday, July 28, Cain's campaign tells TPM.

That puts Cain in one of the most scorching hotseats on television just days after he said Colbert's lead-in, Jon Stewart, "does not like me...because I'm black and conservative."

They may be two different shows, but by appearing on Colbert, Cain is headed to Stewart's home turf in the midst of a rhetorical fight between Stewart and Fox News that's partially about Cain.

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Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert To FEC: I Don't Want To Be The 'Chump' Without Unlimited Corporate Cash (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert doesn't "want to be the one chump" without any unlimited corporate money going to his political action committee. That's why he showed up the the Federal Election Commission building in D.C. to formally request an advisory opinion on behalf of "Colbert Super PAC," a proposed independent expenditure only committee able to accept unlimited corporate, individual, political committee and labor contributions.

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Jon Kyl

Jon Kyl's Approval Rating Falls After False Planned Parenthood Claim


Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ)

Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) is still a very popular politician in Arizona despite his false claim that abortions make up 90% of Planned Parenthood's services. Actually, that's not intended to be a factual statement.

In reality, Kyl's approval rating has gotten markedly worse since January, according to a PPP poll released on Friday, perhaps not coincidentally because of the false claim he made on the Senate floor last month, and the negative press attention it generated.

In the same PPP poll that showed Kyl's approval rating slipping, a majority of Arizonans said they opposed cutting funding for Planned Parenthood. Further, while Republicans' opinion of Kyl hasn't changed much since January, large numbers of Democrats and independents -- who both strongly opposed cutting funding for Planned Parenthood, according to the survey -- have soured on Kyl over the same period.

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Topics: Abortion, Arizona, Jon Kyl, PPP, Polls, Stephen Colbert

Jon Kyl

Sen. Kyl Erases His False Statement On Planned Parenthood From Congressional Record


Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ)

Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ) has erased from the Congressional record his false claim that abortions comprise 90% of Planned Parenthood's services. And yes, that is intended to be a factual statement.

During the recent budget debate, Kyl made that false claim about Planned Parenthood on the Senate floor, thus entering it into the Congressional record. But after taking a lot of flak for that act of huge hyperbole, Kyl had it stricken from the official text.

According to the Library of Congress website, members of Congress are entitled to, "edit the transcript of their floor remarks before publication in the daily record or the permanent record."

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Topics: Abortion, Budget, Jon Kyl, Planned Parenthood, Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

Colbert: Lavish Black-Tie Dinner May Give China The Wrong Idea On U.S. Debt (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night said Obama's lavish state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao might give China the wrong idea about America's debt issues.

"Is (Obama) crazy?" Colbert said. "President Hu knows full well that he's the one footing the bill for the duck pâté Lincoln Memorial. Think about it, if you're down on your luck, and you borrow a bunch of cash from your brother-in-law, you don't invite him over to check out your new 52-inch flat screen."

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Topics: Barack Obama, Hu Jintao, John Boehner, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert

Colbert On AZ Shooting: 'Did We Pick Someone To Blame Yet?' (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night started out on a serious note, offering condolences to the families and friends of the victims of Saturday's mass shooting that left Rep. Gabrielle Giffords hospitalized in critical condition.

"We, of course, send our thoughts and prayers," Colbert said. He then added that now is not the time to "lay blame or politicize" the tragedy, only to follow by showing a handful of highly politicized pundits reacting to the shooting.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert: What's A Reince Priebus? (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night took on Monday's Republican National Committee chair debate, deeming Wisconsin GOP chair Reince Priebus as the candidate to beat.

"Folks, this could be the perfect name for the chairman of the RNC, which I believe is pronounced "'Reince,'" Colbert said.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert Declares The Week After Christmas A Sacred Holiday (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night continued his coverage of the nation's war on Christmas, calling Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) -- who is urging Congress to continue working through the holidays -- the "albino raisin who stole Christmas."

Sen. John Kyl (R-AZ) has said it would be impossible to complete all the work Reid wants to accomplish during the holidays "without disrespecting one of the two holiest of holidays for Christians, and the families of all the Senate." And Colbert agrees.

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Topics: Harry Reid, Jon Kyl, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, War On Christmas

Stephen Colbert

Colbert Celebrates Eric Cantor's Threat To Defund Art (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night gave a "tip of his hat" to incoming House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) for threatening to defund the Smithsonian National Portrait Museum over a video installation titled "Fire in My Belly."

The Smithsonian eventually removed the piece, which briefly shows ants crawling over a crucifix, and the decision drew criticism from some art critics. But Colbert thinks the critics "just don't get" Cantor's work.

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Bush Tax Cuts

Colbert To Obama: 'Republicans Just Aren't That Into You' (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night celebrated the White House's compromise on extending the Bush-era tax cuts, saying he "cannot wait to create all those jobs."

"We rich folks wouldn't have our tax cuts if (President Barack Obama) wasn't willing to fight all the Democrats who want him to fight the Republicans," Colbert added.

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AK-SEN

Colbert: Congratulations On Your Win, Joe Miller (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night had a bit of breaking news, declaring "tea party favorite and groomed yeti" Republican Joe Miller the winner in the Alaska Senate race.

The AP has already declared write-in candidate and incumbent Sen. Lisa Murkowski the winner, and the Alaska GOP has urged Miller to concede gracefully. But that didn't stop Colbert from celebrating.

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Stephen Colbert

Colbert On Obama's Veterans Day Abroad: What Do You Have Against Veterans? (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night called into question President Barack Obama's patriotism, disappointed that he spent Veterans Day in South Korea -- with active-duty American troops, no less.

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Topics: Barack Obama, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Veterans, Veterans Day

House of Representatives

Colbert 'Giddy As A Schoolboy' Over GOP's Planned Investigations Into Obama Admin (VIDEO)


Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert last night focused on expected chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Rep. Darrell Issa's (R-CA) plans to hold seven investigations a week for a 40-week period.

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George W. Bush

Colbert And Stewart To Bush: Come On Our Shows!


Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert last night did their best to entice former President George W. Bush to come on their shows, offering easy interviews and tasty gifts.

Following the release of his memoir "Decision Points," Bush has embarked on a media blitz, and is set to appear on, as Stewart lamented, "NBC, CBS, Fox, Fox, Fox, and Fox and more Fox ... you get the point." But alas, not The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

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Topics: George W. Bush, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show

Stephen Colbert

Colbert On Obama In India: Appealed To GOP Voters 'By Dancing Like A White Man' (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert decided last night that President Obama's trip to India, during which he danced with students at a celebration of the Hindu holiday of Diwali, had a very important goal: "He has tried to make conservative voters more comfortable with him by dancing like a white man."

Colbert also addressed Minnesota Rep. and "Talbots mannequin" Michele Bachmann's erroneous claim that the trip was costing taxpayers "$200 million a day." Colbert was impressed: "That's 200 'Slumdog Millionaires.'" He added that he's heard Obama is "also dining on Bald Eagles, using the original Declaration of Independence as a Wet Nap, and renting an airplane hanger to house Babe, his big blue ox."

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Topics: Barack Obama, Colbert Report, Michele Bachmann, Stephen Colbert